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Thread: They will wave you over, just trying to make a sale.

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    They will wave you over, just trying to make a sale.

    Sometimes I "do" want to see the wares offered for sale on the beach.
    Sometimes I don't.

    Someone, with a nice pretty stand/table/stall full of souvenirs will wave you over.
    "Come mon, take a look"

    The thing is....walking the beach/sand is not like a sidewalk.
    That sand wears on the legs.

    Gee,
    you are sitting in a nice comfy chair,
    I am sweating bullets walking in this sand.

    Not the easiest thing to walk on sand.
    Wish I was young.
    So, being tired sometimes, I wave them off.

    I don't mean dis-respect, but mi legs,
    they aint got the get up and go like before.

    It feels like even 5-6 steps off my course is rough.

    So, I was thinking of a way to let the folks know that
    even though, I may be interested in their wares,
    I just don't have the energy to make it to their stall/table.

    I think I may start pointing to my leg and
    make a face, like they hurt
    which (they do).
    Then I will yell, "mi legs mon, they killin me"

    I am sure they understand about old folks like me,but.....

    Selling is their livelihood.

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    Re: They will wave you over, just trying to make a sale.

    Quote Originally Posted by Markospoon View Post
    Sometimes I "do" want to see the wares offered for sale on the beach.
    Sometimes I don't.

    Someone, with a nice pretty stand/table/stall full of souvenirs will wave you over.
    "Come mon, take a look"

    The thing is....walking the beach/sand is not like a sidewalk.
    That sand wears on the legs.

    Gee,
    you are sitting in a nice comfy chair,
    I am sweating bullets walking in this sand.

    Not the easiest thing to walk on sand.
    Wish I was young.
    So, being tired sometimes, I wave them off.

    I don't mean dis-respect, but mi legs,
    they aint got the get up and go like before.

    It feels like even 5-6 steps off my course is rough.

    So, I was thinking of a way to let the folks know that
    even though, I may be interested in their wares,
    I just don't have the energy to make it to their stall/table.

    I think I may start pointing to my leg and
    make a face, like they hurt
    which (they do).
    Then I will yell, "mi legs mon, they killin me"

    I am sure they understand about old folks like me,but.....

    Selling is their livelihood.
    Not a bad idea 'spoon... only problem I see with your plan is you dont look that old...
    Negril.com - For the vacation that never ends!

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    Re: They will wave you over, just trying to make a sale.

    Ha, yeah that walk from the nice hard sand up to the soft stuff can be wearing on us old folk

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    Re: They will wave you over, just trying to make a sale.

    Then you'll need a massage for those aches and pains.....Ya Mon!

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    Re: They will wave you over, just trying to make a sale.

    Quote Originally Posted by alibop View Post
    then you'll need a massage for those aches and pains.....ya mon!
    lol!
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    Re: They will wave you over, just trying to make a sale.

    Once I said "what the heck"
    and walked over.
    That is how I met Big John.
    Anyone know him?
    His spot used to be on the beach up the road
    from the sign that read "Fisherman's Beach".

    Big Dude, Could play Linebacker for Da Bears.

    His face reminds me of the actor Michael Clark Duncan.
    Same size too.

    He said he sells clothes, etc, etc.

    I asked what would be good to bring for sell????
    (just messin wid im)

    "Shoes mon, good shoes"
    Not those plastic China man things, Leather, they sell like hot cakes.
    I looked at his foot..........
    He must have been a size 17.

    He had Ice cold beers in an ice chest on the sand.
    Now, that made the walk worth it.

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    Lol. I know John. Great guy!! He has the coldest beers. And great cake ....

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    Yes, Big John is awesome. I've been buying his cold beers for years. And bought a shirt from him last year. Name:  1 (22).jpg
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    Re: They will wave you over, just trying to make a sale.

    Hey Hey, Yep...You got him!!

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    Re: They will wave you over, just trying to make a sale.

    Last May, a friend gave me a few dollars to find her a certain type of necklace. During my first 8 days there, I checked out all the stores at Times Square, some shops in Negril and no luck. Then the last morning there, walking the beach, I got waved over to a woman's table. I took that hard, long walk thru the soft, hot sand to her table and there it was, the necklace I was looking for. So you never know what that wave will bring

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