A Stinky Story !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like to walk the beach early while my wife still sleeps,7am......Walking down the beach with my walking stick I see something in the sand. I dig it out and wash it off,it's a Nice shell,brown and about 4 inches wide. I stick it in my pocket and go to the next beer stop(24-7 place).

Have a cold beer but the bar kinda Stinks today,so I move on. Stop at the Sunnyside bar, 1.50J Red Stripes,nice. Start talking to this guy there,after a while I say to myself (this guy STINKS man)finally he leaves,good riddance.

Few minutes later I sniff? Sniff again and the bad stink is still there???? Then I realize !!!!!! It's ME who stinks !!!! The snail is dead in my pocket!!!!!!

Moral of the story,,,,,,don't try to make friends on the beach with dead animals in your pocket ??????

LOL. And everyone you met was thinking... Man, that dude smells bad. That early, they probably thought you were out all night, getting into god knows what.

I think that is the best story I have seen posted on here in a long time. Thanks Fredstripe made me laugh.

Ok so bought a shell from a guy on the beach. Daughter and I noticed it smelled really bad! We were told...."put it in a pot of boiling water" the smell will go away! Well that didn't work. As a matter of fact the whole room smelled like dead shell smell!So the next person said" pour over proof on it". We did that and the smell still wasn't gone. Anyhoo we wrapped said shell in lots of plastic bags to bring it home and left it outdoors for a long time before bringing it inside!

That's hilarious Fred !!!