Reporet #5 Going Swimming!!

Yay!! Yipee!!
I'm in Jamaica and the water is flat.

This is what I though as I ate B-fast.

Hmmm, I should have worn my swimming trunks to B-fast,
then I could just sliiiiiiiide over into the water.

Alas, I had to go back to the room to change.
No worries mate.:cool:

So, After changing I looked at the clock, 10:00 A.M.
Hmm, how about a nice Spiff for the road?

Por que Non?

So, with supplies in pocket, I just crossed the road.
The waitress says "you back again?

Yeah, mon, time to swim.

I put my cap, shirt and towel "Inside" the seating area,
on the same chair that I had B-fast in.
One good thing about slow times is that the seating is there for your pleasure, any chair/table you want!

I slowly walked to the edge of the sand.
Man, here I come.

The water was clear and flat.
I walked in and by the time I was up to my knees it felt a little cool, but nice.
Oh, man, That first plunge....here I go....
I dive in completely submerged under water for about 4-5 strokes,
then I pop up!!
Wow....that's pretty nice!!

I turn around and get my bearings on where I am.

So, I swim back and forth, stand on my hands,
back stroke, side stroke, front stroke.

I didn't have my fins or mask, so things looked a little blurry.
All of the sudden I see this black shape, coming right at me!

I stand up and look close!!! Its a...its a.....
black plastic bag!!

Whew, that was close!!!

So, after a while, I walk out and there are these 2 Chinese ladies sun bathing.

Ok, Mr. spoon, time to show off your verbal skills!

But, just then they stand up and walk away.
*&^^^#$@#*&&^ it!

Oh well, there loss.

So, I go back in the water and just float around a bit.

A little while later I get out and see more clouds coming, but a little ways off.
I go back to my "indoor Chair" and order a cold one.
I take it back to the waters edge and just stare off in space.

Nice day.

Love love love it!

LOVE LOVE LOVE IT! Especially the bag part. I have had that same experience too much.