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. . . like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
Ozzy Osbourne
Does anyone have a good Love Bus story?
I just read Cherrynorth's and I thought I could smell the sunscreen.
We have six month count-down and a good bus story will be as close as we can get until May.
Jumped on with a group from Hedo when they stopped at Seastar. Sorry, but the rest won't pass the censors........Quote:
Originally Posted by Rum-polephoreskin
lol
Rumpole, I can't reply to your message but the answer is 'yes unless something calls me elsewhere at that time'! I did reply to your emails eons ago, maybe they got lost in your work spam-filter... Mine is still the same, eloel...
Nope...no stories here.... but that's one of the funniest damn quotes of all time !!!!! It made my eyes water...LOL :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Rum-polephoreskin
I have a bus story that I WONT tell on here. Haha! I do agree with Ozzy though.
I dig your Sig too. "Hey man.....there's a beverage here". Love that movie!
I'm going on December 4th - I sure hope I have some "funny stories". If I do, I will postQuote:
Originally Posted by Rum-polephoreskin
Nuts!
Euphemisms people, or else it's just a tease (hoho!).
Booger: A group from Hedo? Maybe that couldn't even be euphemized past the censors. Drat!
Lola: Good news indeed, I'm confident our paths will cross.
Big Shiny: You make a mean Caucasian, Jackie!
Sazo: I guess in the course of six months that's not too long to wait - bon voyage
We were on the same trip that Booger jumped on. I'll try to tell the story edited enough so it won't get deleted.
I had booked the bus for my wife and I and our two girls, ages 18 and 22.
The bus pulled up and Lembert got out, took one look at us and said, are you sure it's ok, I've got a bunch of people from Hedo on there. I said, they are both over 18, it should be ok, without really thinking it through.
The bus was totally packed, but they made some room for us near the front. We were seated near another couple, who as it turned out, were the only other ones not from Hedo.
The Hedo folks were already pretty lit, but not doing anything real inappropriate, at least not then. Mostly an older crowd, very friendly.
We got to the first stop and had a drink. I chatted with Lembert who told me some sketchy stuff that was going on before we got on.
Second stop, some of the women started taking their tops off and taking pictures.
A stop later, while we were getting back on the bus, my wife noticed some folks that were already on the bus were engaged in some activities that should have remained at Hedo.
Once this started going on, Lembert was very apologetic and made sure we sat up front where we could avoid seeing things that couldn't be unseen.
We considered getting off the bus at that point, but the other couple begged us to not leave us alone with them.
We ran into Booger and his gang at Seastar and a few of them joined us to go to another bar for sunset. We realized we knew each other from this website.
We then decided to get dropped off at DeBar for dinner and as it turned out, Booger and a few others ended up there as well and we all had dinner together. Funny how things tend to turn out in Negril.
I had some contact with the other couple through Tripadvisor and she told me it got "way worse" after we left.
Lembert figured out that it was a bad idea to mix the lifestyle folks with us regular people, so I doubt this experience would happen again.
What a crazy evening!
Here's a report from the perspective of others that joined us at Seastar that day:http://negril.com/forum/showthread.p...t=swiss+family