Sunsets, Rum, Sand and Gizzadas 97 Days in Negril

Kahuna, with your descriptions..I felt like I was there! Thanks for all of it! When I get there I am sure I will be witnessing my own street theatre and will now totally appreciate the experience....PS..started a few pages of the book..dang..trying to hold off til vacay!! Thanks Again!!!!

Safe travels going home! I'm going to miss your reports.

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Kahuna go home and reacquaint yourself with Bea, take a few days then pick up keyboard and enlighten us with further musings from your trip :cool:
Come join is back home in the polar vortex :-)

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Kahuna thank you for your trip reports. Glad you went back.

Thanks for the entertainment K3

all the best to you and Bea!

Thanks so much for your stories, observations and pictures - they help to keep me warm on these cold winter days.

Have a safe trip home!

Excellent report Kahuna. Welcome to the 100k club.

Glad we got to share your last drink(?) on the beach today w/ you. Thanx, bless-up until we meet again!......K&K

Thanks for sharing this wonderful report!!

I really enjoyed your report, thanks for sharing!

if yu leave some reports on long enuf, they will hit 100k too hehehehehe
mi always choose quality ova quantity ..anyday .. this one fits the good quality group for me personally

Thoroughly enjoyed your writing and pictures! Felt like I was walking down the road with you - really enjoyed your report!

I'm back in Winter Hell - I should've stayed another month. I've already shoveled my driveway twice.

Okay here's a question - did some jokster pin a 'ROB ME!' sign on my back when I left the beach on Friday. Kimbo? Was it you?
Because when I picked up my bag at the airport in Ottawa I noticed the lock was missing and the zipper tabs were not positioned at the top, where I always leave them. So I opened my bag and it had been tossed, it looked like a clothes salad in there.

I checked it over when I got home and saw that my sunglasses and my camera were missing. I filed a claim with Sunwing - they haven't called me yet.

Here's the irony, remember I said I couldn't post any photos of Bounty Killa because my camera was on the fritz? That's why I packed it in my checked bag. I was going to buy a new one, so no loss there. Also, my sunglasses were old, scratched and the temple pads were literally worn off from wearing them all day for three months; I was going to replace them - so no loss there either.

But nevertheless, my bag was opened and riffled thru at MoBay airport - I was robbed, again :(
("Dem tiefs so tick in Jamaica dey like sand on de beach!")

I miss being on the island. It is so freakin cold here.

I plan work on my 'Sunsets, Rum, etc' trip report and turn it into into a developed, more complete, more comprehensive, unfettered, unfiltered and cohesive piece. I have other bits and pieces that will be added as well. I don't have a definite schedule for this, but I will get around to it, eventually.

After it's done I will post on this thread how you can access it. It will be in eBook format, so you can download it - FREE! For a limited time only - as a thanks to you all for your support and encouragement.

I'm also putzing away on another eBook that is more of a guy-oriented short story - (no way I could post any of it here or Rob/Lisa would un-friend me).

I enjoyed reporting to y'all. It was fun, maybe do it again next year.

(Gerryg123 - I think I'll just append next year's report to this one, pimp it every day and go for another 200K :) )

Have a great summer.

Likkle more . . .

Kahuna3

Thanks for bringing us along. 90 days went fast.

Brrrrrrrr, its cold here as well but I am so happy you got to have lots of sun and fun in Negril. Tiefs! Everywhere.

Thanks for the likkle more . . .

Glad to hear you made it home. Sorry that some thief took something from you again. Looking forward to your new book.

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But nevertheless, my bag was opened and riffled thru at MoBay airport - I was robbed, again :(
("Dem tiefs so tick in Jamaica dey like sand on de beach!")

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This is what I mean about Jamaica always breaking my heart. The gift that keeps on giving. But, alas, it's worth it. Awesome report, Kahuna. Epic.

Looking forward to reading another book. I like the way you write... :)

Just bought your two books on Amazon. Can't wait to read them when I'm in Negril May 3-10. Love your writing style.

I bought one of your books last week but haven't had a chance to read it. Stumbled upon this report and it was very entertaining, now I'm more excited to read the book!

Wow! I have sat here reading this entire trip report. I have laughed out loud quite a few times, felt like I could "see" what you were describing in the scenes, felt fear over the home invasion, etc. You are a fabulous writer. For me, gauging a great writer is when they can make me FEEL things. Not just me reading a story, but me feeling as I read. Well done.

I really need to head over to amazon to get your books. I just can't decide- do I get them now or wait till right before I leave for Negril and read them there? I KNOW if I get them now I'll devour them like chocolate truffles!

Read them in Negril.