yesterday we got all our odds and ends sorted( family stuff,) and stopped at the town to fill up on burgers fries and of course ice cream!
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yesterday we got all our odds and ends sorted( family stuff,) and stopped at the town to fill up on burgers fries and of course ice cream!
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We have had a bit of a plumbing drama, all the drains are blocked so I went to the hardware store and asked for sink and drain unblocker,I told my husband we should get the foaming stuff from the supermarket like what we use at home but he said get that from the hardware store so we poured it down the drain and OMG it started to burn the sink it was like really strong corrosive acid the whole sink area started steaming and it really stank
I thought it was going to blow up it was like the start of a fire I was staring in disbelief squeeling HELP S.O.S in my mind
it almost melted all the pipes they were getting real hot and melty looking, what the heck is this pleaseeeee don’t melt all the plumbing work in the house please please pleaseee how much would that cost? Anyway after about 3 hrs of struggle getting tools to lift the outdoor grid and moving everything and a few floods (Total grrrrrrrr argh f@@@@@@@ scenario ensuing here) and almost blowing everything up we decided it was not working wait til morning.WITS END WTF moment- can't cope wanna go to the popcaan show LOL, there's no ice cubes, I have not got a towel the kids are misbehaving the kitten is throwing up there are a few hundred dramas all happening at once I am backing up slowly into the bedroom to POUNCE on the bed after LOCKING THE DOOR! BAWLLLLLL lol
In the meantime I got caught WITH RUM ~ DAMN!
And I took the blame for my husband
I always get caught for things that other people are usually doing! Admittedly this time I did have one shot but it was just one single shot. I had mine with grape juice a tiny small single shot you could not even smell it and my husband was drinking a little bit of it but he can drink it straight so he had some straight.The rum came from our family as a present I thought I hid the last of our old bottle at the back of the kitchen late at night but someone saw it and saw it was finished and next day we get a present a discreet presentof course! They said not sure if you like this but happy new year ! happy newyear to you too woieeeee ( I love them.)My sis in law must have bought it for her grandson to give us
So we were just having one shot.So I sat down across the room from my mother in law and my husband was sat next to her but I thought his drink was gone and finished and not around anymore so she smells something and said A WHO GOT RUM? WEH DI RUM DEH?
(Weh di rum deh is a favourite saying of mine because the family always ask me it and when I am not in Jamaica and Ifeel like rum and fun and reggae I often say it, it’s just a saying that sticksin my head)
LOLOL
WEH DI RUM DEH? which means where is the rum? where is it
SHAGGY MOMENT it wasn’t me but she was waiting for an answerand smelling around LOL
So hubby blamed me and said it was me so I said meeesorry EEK world swallow me up and shegave a little smile so I thought whooo I have been let off and then my sneak ofa husband held up his empty glass behind her head and laughed.SOOOO not fair I took the blame so I said its him really look at his glass that is what you can smell but it was too late I had already taken the name and shame blame booooo
(I regularly take the blame for him it's so not fair )
so we had the tv on and there was a reggae music news programme on and we were told it was the day for no TV for my father in law who was at a prayer meeting,so my husband said he is not even here so he’s not sitting in all night in the dark with nothing to do he’s watching tv so his mother and his sister never said anything, so we were all watching the reggae tv programme and I had just been caught with the rum and the gate rattles LOL it’s his father so both women jump and say switch off the tv turn off the tv LOL but it was too late he walked in and saw the tv on and went on sat on his chair very solemly.
Even mother in law turned her head and gave a cute quick quiet chuckle and my sister in law couldn’t believe it.I do not think anybody has disobeyed that rule in over 50 years.
So father in law turns the other way away from the tv and mother in law turns with him in support so I said to hubby omg switch off the TV!!! some rules are okay to break but some make you feel awkwardddd.
Poor lil nephew that burger and icecream and all the other bits of food didn’t agree with him so good and his stomach was like a bubbling volcano which just made us women laugh all the more.It is so nice to watch my mother inlaw laugh she is around 90 years old and she is in pain a bit but she has always got time for a chuckle.If I am not in trouble LOL.
Husband snored all night I think I had 20 minutes sleep I was awake before morning praise and then it was back on to the drainage problem.Got more stuff to throw down there it all needs renewing and re-sealing I think so someone brought a hose to help and I think it is time to call a plumber.
Our family from Kingston who have been with us will leave today and we will be sad to see them go.We are about to go to see other family for our cook off and bass speaker party and we all helped to make a huge bowl of coleslaw to go with a big bag of goat that we will take down there.Can’t hardly wait for todays dinner.
Jerk chicken off the barrel is only 200j per piece here wowwwwww LET ME LIVE HERE Rum is 250j per bottle WOWWW let me live here.Meals at mothers are all under 400j for the children I can also get stew chicken and ackee and saltfish for 3-400j wowww LET ME LIVE HERE!
My son is officially in the morning tea drinking club and I promised mummy I will try it I got asked again today “yuh nah drink tea?” no“you MUST drink tea inna mawnin” every mawnin when yuh a get up YOU MUST DRAW TEA .So I will try some tomorrow as tea has already been drawn today.It is a mawning and night thing.
I am feeling a bit dirty today as the water pressure is not too good I do not think the drain issue is helping and I cannot do cold showers if there is just a trickle of cold water it will not wash my long thick knotty hair so it is like getting whipped with ice every time I try to wash my hair under a trickle in the cold.I am washing my body is small parts in small pieces at a time LOL
I cannot bear to stand in a cold shower, I would not mind if the weather was very hot maybe but even then I have been known to request warm water!
So I have to deal with my big birds nest knotty head very soon as we have to leave to go to a different town to get our cook swerve on!
Wow what an adventure! And I am right there with you on the cold showers...it's rough! Especially washing your hair with low water pressure!!! Time to go outside with some buckets of water and pour them over your head! lol.
:D I was spraying more and more hairspray and just tying it up! but eventually...the hairspray ran out as did the deodorants and sprays :D
i am CRACKING up over here - tic toc you are too funny
i can feel the whole scene
the animals squacking
the morning prayer
the insistence on having tea
the melting pipes
sneaking the rum
awwww FAMILY
you are right in the mix of the real deal
btw - your mother and father in-law are no way 90
Greetings Ms T.
Not to mention the listening of inappropriate slackness music.
Cant make dumplings. Turn out tough. Lol
Frightened of creepy crawlies.
Chat with everybody. ( Just being friendly)
Flood out the place. ( I innocently nearly always cause a similar disaster) Born under a dramatic STAR
Good Wifey for taking the Rum Shame from your Husband. You can always use it as a leverage to go to some Summer festivals.LOL
The great Cocoa. Tea, Shaggy etc will be doing a lot of shows at the Olympics London 2012.
Willl update you on niceness shows and festivals that I hear of going on in and around Europe.
Hope you are not too homesick.
One love
B
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8syktaexV4
Hey, Tic Toc, are your finished with the trip report?
Hey everyone I have not finished but my internet is not up and running yet , the company initially said 72 hrs , they took full payment and then lied and said they had to totally disconnect the line, set up with a new company,but it takes up to ten working days to connect , I am up and running READY to connect my phone is on but I am waiting for my modem in the post it is a REAL pain in the butt, cannot wait to get back to respond to you all and get back in my comfy zone to plan the next trip!
I have come home to a lot of hospital visits, my baby neice is in hospital after major surgery age 10 months (her mum has pnemonia so my hubby has slept at the hospital to help out, Hoping she will recover really quickly and my other neice age 4 has a hip brace fitted today she has a very rare brain disease, I have attended all hospital visits as we (the family) are trying to find out what the condition is, there are only 3 specialists who deal with the case in this country and my neice has had every single metabolic and genetic/brain test available.I am about to send the brain scan picture to specialists in America as I think there may be a possibility that America has more specialists or advanced technology to deal with this type of situation.Maybe they have already come across the situation before she is a beautiful lovely little girl I love her so much.Also my brothers partner is due to have their baby any day so it's all go down here!Hoping for the best outcome possible for everyone
WHERE DI RUM DEH?????????????????
me and my baby niece
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the kids have almost completed all of their work and my sonhas found it brilliant having kids to play all of his favourite transformergames with him.
Daddy has gone to church and looked very smart all suited upand mummy goes to church tomorrow 2 different churches.
I said to daddy(FATHER IN LAW) makes no sense to shop for food and havesomeone spend 6 hours in the kitchen every day when there are meals to be hadfor 300j around here he agreed but he said mummy likes her own food cooked byherself or family from her own pot.She will not eat from anyone and I find alot of Jamaicans especially elderly Jamaicans or rastas who believe the same.
It is strange-supermarket costs have gone up yet cook shopsare low priced.
A COOK SHOP MI SEH!
I madesure I enjoyed every second of this trip so Ican’t look back at the hefty bills with regret.This was not just about aholiday for us though.Inbetween our fun we have had family things to deal withand also getting our paperwork in order just incase our one day gets here assoon as I would like.It’s all getting sorted much to my delight :) I have made some verygood connections –some old some new some old who I did not even realise whatthey could do.
Some very clever bright creative Jamaicans out here you justhave to look and enquire, one thing I have learned is NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITSCOVER.
The richest , cleverest most successful creativeknowledgable person who can help you the most when you need it the most may bethat person who is walking barefoot with a holey shirt looking a bit rougharound the edges maybe carrying a machete you JUST NEVER KNOW so do not judgejust by what you THINK you see or hear go with what you KNOW is real becauseyou have taken the time out to find out.
In Jamaica you will be amazed how often that can happen ifyou just take time to slow down and really speak with a person instead of beingafraid by what they look like or what you assume them to be.
I told my husband I think if it was me I would now bestaying with my parents.They are aged now and they could do with more peoplearound .They have done absolutely brilliant together all these years alone butI feel now is the time someone should be here.I have offered my husband saidno, I suggested he stay he said no so I don’t know what will happen I just knowif this was MY parents I would not leave and NOBODY could say NO .I would dowhat I felt was right and I believe it is right , right now that somebodyshould come and stay for a while at least.
We are making the very most of our time with them as we arenot sure how soon we can get back as a family but one of us could certainly getback as soon as possible to spend more time with them.
I think my husband should but he does not enjoy time in thecountry as much as I do and I have my children sitting all of their final examsso I will not be STRAIGHT back and he said he would not allow that anywaySO??we shall see what happens all I know is if it is MY family I would STAY.
I will not post a load of real personal things on here butit must be hard for the hundreds or thousands of families who have splitfamilies in different countries.Because at some point some of them will get oldand need each other.
Must be difficult.But right now there are 2 of us and one ofus could take the time to be with them.
Well I am off to comb out my knotty dreads.That is actuallyfor real is is all in dreads knotting up LOL this could get difficult with thewater situation I may end up shaving it all off and just go crazy! Standing inthe shower trying to wash it in the cold is like being horsewhipped with iceLOL.
Yellowman in playing in Negril this evening.Don’t think Ihave forgotten you mr.yellowman you are in my thoughts zunga zungaaa zungaaazayyyy.I will catch up with him in my hometown hopefully as he visits therequite often.I missed the popcaan show THE ONLY MAN SHE WANTS song was a selloff hope you all enjoyed it whoever got to go I know how fantastic that wouldhave been.
ILOVE concerts I cannot get enough of them.Jamaica is THEE place for concertsyou cannot test Jamaican concerts ANYWHERE in the world.Jamaica is the home ofreggae and dancehall it is where all of the reggae and dancehall superstarshail from, many countries can try to replicate and duplicate but NO country cantest it, beat it or be better than it NO WAY I have looked and nowhere hasJamaicas vibe
Quick update my brother and his partner have had to go out- left me the house key , I have my laptop he has speakers I can feel a big rush of my new present of Iriefm coming my way! RESULT!:D He said help yourself to food oooo don't mind if I do :D
TicToc, I am still following your report. Keep on keepin' on!
Me, too, I'm here, Tic! Your niece is beautiful ;) So sorry for all the family health issues...it can be draining. Bless
I'm right her with you TT......keep it coming
It's difficult when our loved ones grow old.
It was the most bitter sweet experience ever when I had to rush to my Dad living in a foreign/different country when he became ill.
Ther was no choice about it . It was something I was happy and destined to do.
So very difficult to see him suffer though.
I was fortunate to be on the position to drop everything and go.
Your elders look so very sweet.
I bet Pop could still bust a skank to some good Ska.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqn-BJc1I2c
One Love
B. x
I absolutely love your report! I am so jealous you were able to spend such a long time there. That is definitely a dream on mine.
Greetings Ms T
I saw this website and thought you might be interested.
During the London Olympics 2012 there is going to be a Jamaican Village set up. I think it would be a wonderful way to celebrate The 50th Anniversary of Jamaican Independence and all the OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALS we are going to win.
It's confirmed that the Great Cocoa Tea will perform . Probably sing Happy Golden Jubillee To You Dear ELIZA, mi sweetheart and threaten Prince Philip that he will 'tek weh his gal'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay9eCWMXNtg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Abm9EZ3WZ4
That's of course if you are not lucky enough to be in Negril Jamaica
http://www.myjamaicavillage.com
Jamaica Village 2012 will feature 10 days of live performances by celebrated Caribbean artistes, DJs, dance, sports and entertainment personalities, fashion, television coverage, cuisine and much more.Jamaica celebrates its 50th Anniversary of Independence on August 6th, 2012. The “Village” will feature multiple elements of the country’s rich history.
Mission
• To create the Ultimate Celebratory Atmosphere for our guests
• To promote Brand Jamaica
• To inspire guests to visit Jamaica
• To communicate that Jamaica is a great place to do business
• To generate financial support for the development of youth athletic programmes
One Love
B x
Can you smoke pot there???Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheba
The last couple of days have been fun filled drama filledand adventurous!
We left the family home and had some personal stuff toattend to and then we headed further into the interior of the cute littleisland to visit more family.
Manda, I was thinking of you and your holy s@@@ bar everysecond of the way on our journey.The problem I had while being hundreds of feetin the air on a tiny winding road with no railings/barriers was the huge truckscoming at high speed in the opposite direction OMG where is my holy crap bar?Ihad no bar,I did not trust the car door,I could not trust the seat I could notgrip onto anything so I just closed my eyes and hoped for the best, at onepoint the back wheel had some stone crumble under it OMG we were officially onthe edge of a cliff with a huge truck almost running us off the road.Thishappened twice I was SCARED call 911 call 911 or 119 IN ADVANCE! It is not forthe faint hearted,The roads are scary.It can be so dangerous.
The views were amazing though, that I saw in the few secondsI was brave enough to peep open my eyes.All I could see was jungle like viewsall lush and green and JUNGLE looking.I wonder what is up there in the junglescene?I wonder what animals live there if any?Or what people if any?There areno houses just greenery.My daughter keeps saying she wants to explore there, Ithink maybe that could be dangerous.I bet someone offers some sort of hiking oradventure holiday for it somewhere but today is not our day for hiking throughthe Jungle we have enough drama going on without finding more!
We arrived at our nieces house who had a bottle of rum forus as a present aww TOO cute, and she also had chicken and rice and peas andveg ready for our arrival,(she knows the direct route to my happy heart and face) I have to tell you about the rice it was the BESTrice I have ever tasted , nobody in Negril put any effort into the rice where Iate it was mainly bland steamed rice and a few kidney beans thrown in.You couldtell a lot of love had gone into this dish,I do not even particularly like ricebut THIS rice I could have eaten alone it was so scrumptious.She is giving methe recipe today.
She said it had grated coconut in and garlic and thyme andother bits and bobs,I will tell you all as soon as I get the recipe.It was theBOMB the shizzle!NOBODY had cooked rice like this my entire trip and we allreally enjoyed it.
I went down to her shop and employed myself as her little assistant and I would love toreally be her partner or assistant for real but she is the best cook ever and Ithink we need a cook shop!
She would be sold out within an hour every day.
This was a new home I was visiting as her family is nowexpanding so yes of course I was alittle bit worried, new area, new people could be scary but it was fine and we all had a great time.
Her partner has 3 jobs and one is a disc jockey wooooo soyou know I was happy when I saw the speakers , ecstatic when he shown me alittle program on the internet I could use to be a cyber dj something I havealways wanted to learn.It just happened out of the blue I did not even mentionmusic to him ,I picked it up really quick , took me less than 15 minutes tolearn and I was soon pulling up the tune and adding effects and mixing musicwhich was sounding NICEEEE through the speakers.The photos just show one smallspeaker in the bedroom, he had a big pile of them outside the door.This wasvery helpful to me, one- because I love music -2 –because I now will not haveto return home to silence, he is transferring it all for me with all the musicon to my laptop can I get A WHOOP WHOOP TRIPLE WHOOP! Boop boop boop!
And 3rd it is possible back home I could actuallymake some money from it which will help pay my massive debt from this holiday!
So I was very excited to have a play on that and we playedsome nice tunes until bedtime.
Hail up Mr G.
Not sure ( but I would say that it goes on) Anywhere I have been in the U.K or Europe at a reggae show I have always smelt it .
I guess you would have to check it out.
The only place to smoke weed openly and freely is Holland
B
good job tic, with continuing your trip report after your return and sharing the country with us! It is like you had two totally different trips in one.
Look at you with the big Wray and Nephew! Rewarded with Rum after being good at your in laws house:) What do you use as mixer with it? The stuff is so intense. I like it when it is added to drinks but on its own I almost lit myself on fire a couple of times. Plus the taste is intense. I have ran out of mixer before and had it with water OMG.
I agree with Irieworld. It is like two totally different trips in one! I'm enjoying your descriptions of the country. Thanks for continuing the trip report!
Love that group pic in the car. Your son is too cute! He's always hamming it up for the shots! :D
Enjoying the report! More more!
More pon more.
Plenty more.
Hope your family are doing well
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2O4SG8eAyM
One Love
B x
Thanks for all the responses,
Sheba thank you for reminding me of the olympics, now the olympics is something I have never bothered about before, not at all, think it stems back to me being about 7 or 8 years old and our primary school had the chance to design the logo for the olympics, MINE was wayyyyy the best :D I did not win the logo design award , my logo was not implemented I was 7 or 8 I was not impressed, I never wanted to see or hear about the olmpics again :D Yes I can hold grudges , NORMALLY absolutely pathetic ones LOL I can hear you all now thinking :
tictoc does not attend the olympic games because when she was 7 years old they did not use her design LMAO :p
well ones feelings can get hurt you know!
Anyway that all changed when I saw a Jamaican athlete appear on my TV with what?
what is that?
A JAMAICAN FLAG
now now what do we have here I was thinking as I was channel surfing and about to blitz the stupid olympics off my tv screen which I had paid my tv license for!
So now I see a Jamaican guy and a Jamaican flag and I think
HALT STOP WHAT IS THIS??
I watched every second of him being on screen and him winning the race and the replays and every screening they had him on
USAIN BOLT
Fastest runner in the world hailing from Jamaicaa woooooooo
I tell everyone you can NOT test Jamaicans with their music their lyrics , their sound, their dances, their home grown home cooked food or their sport.
Why does no-one listen.
No country can compete and then the news stations were going crazy saying it is all of the home grown yam he has been raised on all his life fresh outta the ground in Jamaica.
It was a pleasure to watch and I knew from the start he was going to be the WINNER!
Not too sure about footy/football /soccer as I always hear bad things about the soccer teams in Ja even though there are many teams in Ja and they always seem to play a good game when I watch them but apparently they can't get on the footy map so what do I know I am just a gal who don't even care what the offside rule is or means but all I know is Jamaicans are good athletes and fantastic musicians,singers,players,dancers, bass speaker makers!
So that was the first time I held any interest in the Olmpic games.
The second time I had an inkling of interest was on this trip to Jamaica I met someone who is Jamaican living in Jamaica and they are actively involved in comingto the olympics and organising the department about Jamaica.I must get in touch with him to follow up more about it.So as soon as Sheba posted the link I thought oh yeahhhh this is what the guy was talking about, making the connection.You know I will be attending and I will hopefully get a little spot to perch on in the Jamaica department it will be so fun.
I am going to e-mail the guy who was telling me about it , see if I can get any further information so thanks sheba
Gerry ganja is illegal where I live but I do not smell it at reggae events because there are none where I live:( It is available but I guess if mostly what it does is make you be silent and stare at a boring old wall all day then the opportunities for that here for free are endless LOL.
This definately was a trip of two halves seeing it through 2 different perspectives but that is how I have always known it we always do the resort and countryside thing.
I stayed in Negril for so long on the hopes and promises of the negril escape concerts.Prices were getting higher and places were getting booked, if I had known it was all going to be a flop and nothing happen until after my departure I would have liked to have spent at least 4 days in ochi 2 in mobay and a little time in south coast or port antonio.I booked my hotels before I left on the promises of the shows but they never happened so..Still cannot complain as I love Negril but I would have liked to get out a little bit, don't think I did so bad though!
There is always next time for my next holiday of a lifetime LOL I say this every year I need my holiday its a holiday of a lifetime and everyone laughs and says you say that every year, a holiday of a lifetime is supposed to happen once in a lifetime!
Well I am practising for when I can make my holiday LAST an actual lifetime and never come back home!
Quote:
Originally Posted by irieworld
Rum is MY drink my body must just agree with it , it makes me happy and energetic and fun, some people say they can only have one or two and they feel dizzy, my body can handle quite a bit of it i don't know why, never had a hangover or was ill from it either RUM is my drink, the sad thing is I cannot afford it at home LOL so that is why I go mental with it out there! it is sooo cheap out there at home it is very expensive.
I like to mix it with punch as in fruit punch in ja so rum punch as long as the punch is nice and freezing cold with ice, i also like it with pepsi or lemonade, i really like it with the little fizzy orange chubby drinks you can buy in Ja as you can not even taste the rum then,
The rum alone is awful I can drink it in large quantities but not in strong measures, smaller measures and more rum not large measures less rum!
I like my drinks ice cold and if I am served a warm drink I just cannot drink it makes me feel yak all sick.NO to warm drinks.I sometimes wonder how bars stay open that think it is okay to serve a paying customer a warm drink, that is disgusting.
I too was desperate one day (not this trip) and have tried rum with water LOL it was not the best drink in the world and it was the final drink of the evening so I cannot tell you if it still works or not but it is popular with Jamaicans rum and water and I guess it gets water into your system so you do not dehydrate.I feel sorry for my liver and I do not want to even imagine the crates full of empty bottles from this trip.I am very sober now.Drinking my water on the sober train until my return!I save all my energy for my trips!
I, too, am enjoying your country report as well as your Negril report. You all look so happy and relaxed. Don't think I've seen a photo yet where your son wasn't grinning from ear to ear.
From the book called Tictocs rules and secret information
guess it depends which way the wind blows if they work that day or not lol
rule number one to never be forgotten is if it involves money just say NO!
some chat up lines or buy me a beer scenarios to start you off with
Can you get me a beer?
response - oh sorry I don't work here the barmaid is over there!
(smile sweetly:D)
what you drinking?
(usually comes before could you get me one of those or i'll have what you are having at my expense old line gone stale lol)
response - oh thankyou how kind mine's a rum punch when you are buying (don't see them again for a while);)
can I have your number/digits?
response - sorry I do not have a phone if you buy me a nice up to date modern phone with all the video and photo options I might let you call it once in a while not if you gonna be bugging though.soooo when you buyin me that phone you promised me LOL:D
will you get me a beer?
response - excuse me ?rather excuse YOU lol?
Can u get me a beer?
response? do i know you have I met you somewhere before (looking bewildered)
No my name is xyz
response - you kidding me right? (Hysterical laughter) are you serious? have you seriously come out to a bar with no money in the hope that all the random strange females here who you have never seen before in your life will buy you drinks OMG?lol
(he looks bewildered now or grins)
response - well i'm kinda broke but you are a bit crazy and cool so good luck on your little venture and if you manage to get a lot of drinks..mine's a rum punch:D
You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life
response - are you sure
how you mean am I sure?
of course I am sure
Are you really sure?
Why you asking why you acting like this
Response - oh nothing I just thought I heard you say something like that to a few other women along the beach the last few days I must have misheard.
he looks like he's caught in the headlights
and says no never not meee
response - oh I saw you speaking to my friend just now(they usually say same line every ten minutes or so until it works to random females still usually in view if you are observant)
I am going to ask her if you thought she was the most beautiful woman on earth
he laughs hes been caught still wants a beer refer to buy me a beer rules LOL
Favourite of all lines - so tic would it be cool with you if I needed money and asked you to send me some once you are back home?
response - I thought you didn't drink? are you hallucinating? where's my friend gone are you feeling okay should I call an ambulance?? OMG are u feeling okay?:D
I was kinda hoping you would be sending ME some,Oh I need a drink after that shock get to the bar mines a rum punch its okay you can afford it you don't drink remember cheap day out LOL:D:D
Will you marry me?
response:
how about you find someone else who you crazily fall in lurve with in 0.12 seconds and I become the wedding planner and you get her to pay my bill and I might share some of it with you that could work, besides I am married no use to you ;)
You got a spare cigarette?
nope
can you buy me some cigarettes?
umm I know my face is fat these days with a mouth which could resemble an atm or vending machine hole but I assure you it aint..BUT mines a rum punch if you wanna say sorry
okayyyyyyy usually grin and stroll on LOL
Tic....these are entertaining as heck....these boys certainly do not know how to deal with a strong woman! :)
Hey you want some company
nah
why not
can't be bothered
you can't be bothered?
nope
wah yuh mean u cyan be boddered?
u cyan manage ?
can't manage what your company?DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH
anyway I am married and have no cash
wah u mean u have no cash noboddy askin no-one aroun ere fah no monee
i am married anyway
I am not gonna tell your husband
I know you not coz theres nothing to tell and i told u got no money LOL
a wah the bl@@c@@ keep goin on about money fah you ever hear me ask you for money LOL
Nope
well there you go so a company mi ask a do u want
well company you got we here two individuals having a conversation thats going round in circles lol
a miii girl you makin mi head spin around in circles what do you want from me
LOL WHAT DO I WANT FROM YOU?i am sat here minding my own bizz and you asked me do I want company and I dont know why you asked coz u still here keeping me company regardless of my answer
a so wha yuh ansa den?
you want likle piece of mi companylol
GWEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
and why you always bringing up money i ask you do you want company you say you got no money a wah you tek mi for ?
a man who wants company?
I dont want company i was asking YOU do you want some
well I was quite fine just lying here sunbathing
and den you go on like i am asking you for money for sex
LOL welll I have no idea what would give you or me that impression nothing like that would ever go on around these parts anyway I am a non payer i like bogof offers LOL
(buy one get one free)
so if I find someone who pays you want a free one huh?
ohhh so you admitting it now that you are looking for someone who pays then LOL and anyway I told you I am married
oh girll you are hard work
well if you find some easy work and she gets the drinks in dont forget me mines a...RUM PUNCH! byeeeeeeeee:D
its my birthday soon would you buy me a gold bracelet to match my chain
umm nope
why not
well why would I?
oh so you don't think my birthday is anything special do you?
well where did you get the chain from?
someone bought it me
who?
someone
yeah who
cant she buy you a matching bracelet
shes an ex girlfriend it was heartbreaking we not together anymore
(boo hoo)
well I dont just go round buying random men gold sorry
ohh so I am just a random man now hey?
well I am definately not your girlfriend or an ex!
so you wont get me a gold bracelet for my birthday then?
chances are looking pretty slim my friend.
what phone you got?
i dont have one but yours is very trendy maybe you could ask one of them 100000 friends on facebook or twitter see if they might buy you one! could send out a mass message or something LOL
ah man you mean
I know but if you really thought we were that serious enough for me to buy you gold then why am I sat here with an empty cup? You would be selling your gold chain from your ex to keep me in my fancy cocktails wouldn't you?
wahhhh? you want me to sell my gold chain now is this what you telling me?
I'm telling you ..MINE'S A RUM PUNCH! MAKE IT SNAPPY LOL