Immigration and Customs Declaration form

At JFK, arriving from Barcelona, on the 1st there were kiosks that scanned your passport, surveyed the customs questions and took a face scan. Fast, fast, fast.

I departed and returned to JFK the first time I went to Jamaica in 1984. A knucklehead high schooler on his senior trip didn't hide his baggie very well and was diverted for a cavity check. The agent we encountered was mystified by my rolled up hammock. "How will you hang it?" he asked. "Tie it between two trees" I replied. "Trees?" he asked bewildered. As my recent approach to JFK ended, I noticed that there weren't many yards with trees. Sad.

So I tried printing out the form and presenting it to Customs earlier this month. No can do. The Club MoBay lady said no, the boss man on the Customs floor said 'no way, not ever!' (he seemed kind of mad about it) and the Customs lady said maybe someday soon. I felt like I should ask all three people just to be complete.