My Negril memory is...............

I like the original nude bar at the beach at Hedo Marko...

Our 1st trip to Hedo in the mid 80s'......We go to the prude beach for 3 days...Every time I look over to the nude beach,they are dancing/singing/bodypainting......Im intimidated....I finally say to my wife we have to go over there,its more fun....

So we walk over there and I act like John Wayne,been there done that nude thing....But,when I take off my bathing suit they see my white bunny tail ass and know it's never seen the sun....
I tell her to go to the bar and get us a drink,she says NO WAY you go.....So I go and sure enuf......This girl naked with HUGE ones is next to me and Im trying to look at my toes so....

You know.....Run back to the chair with the drinks.

LOL @ this last memory

I'm doing my early walk down 7 mile beach.8am. A guy starts walking next to me,he is a singer,an artist.I say I have no money my friend,he says "no problem"...We walk,he asks my name and where Im from,I tell him...

He makes up a song about me and where im from,it was good,funny...He gives me his CD,again I say I have no money on me,again he smiles and says "no problem" he walks the other way....

Later that day I find him and pay for the CD.....