**off-site, Pre-Trip Report ::::: Booked ...!!!.... [[ part #1 of 3 ]]

OH MY GOODNESS!!!!! I ADORE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sir, you just don't know how much you helped this sista out!
thank you
thank you
thank you

Hey Hey, what ya say! Smith gonna make it all the way!

Have a good trip my man.
Seems we are like 2 ships passing in the night.
I leave, you go, I go, you leave.
Well, you do good and have fun.
By the way, those J-woman don't bite (not that hard) so I wonder???
Why you say you leave them alone??
Mi wonder?
You tough man, like steel.
Be strong mi brodda. LOl, Lol, so funny.

Anyhoo, I hope the house thing get build up nice and strong.

I will be there in a few months.

Take care, don't be square, and please do share.

Later Mon.

Oh yeah Smith,
My J-girlfrienf says that if you are not use to bathing in "cold" water, it will make you sick.
So, she boils water for me, then I pour it over me as needed.

Did you ever catch a cold from shower with J-cold (not heated) water?
I told her I would be fine, but she just keeps boiling and boiling.
Hard to argue with her.
So it goes.

Just booked for a quickie can't wait yeeehaaa!

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Originally Posted by Markospoon

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Why you say you leave them alone??
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:-(

'CAUSE me NOT ready...!!!...

i can't *hang*

dem *special*

me NOT *qualified*

me a softee from-foreign
dem *require* a strong Ja-man

moi..??.. am a ''..waste of time..''



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oh::>> thanks, boardie-'spoon...you reminded me:::::
one more thing for my ''..To Do List..''

#13 ( ?? )) ..... Do Not go to any Ja-all night parties
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NO wakes
...funeral AT church is OK
.......,,, but dem wakes wear my tired-backside OUT

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSWvpyVukKA.
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self-SAY::::>> ''..THAT Ja-party video gonna get you banned from board..''
me-SAY:::>> ''..don't *think* so .... we grown-folk here..''
self-SAY::>>> ''..you *pushin'* your luck fool..'''
me-SAY::>> ''.... whatever ..'''

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Originally Posted by Loveanother

Just booked
for a quickie
can't wait yeeehaaa!

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self-SAY:::>> '''... a quickie....WHAT she chat about..??...'''
me-SAY::>> ''..not sure ... me *think* me/we/I & I need a *translator*

Quickie def: Friday-Monday

Mi know her! Mi know her!!
Inna red dress!!!

We had big fun, big fun.
Then I woke up.
Ahhh, dreams.....next best ting to being there.
Thanks Smith.

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Originally Posted by Loveanother

Quickie def:

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Friday-Monday

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huh..??

'''..def..'' ????

oh my

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WHAT ''..friday-monday..'' ...???..

self-SAY::>> ''...WHY you wanna know all-that..??'''
me-SAY::>> ''...mind your bizness and leave MINE alone, please.. cho..!!...'''

Oh my oh me oh my he he he... let me play some more. Your the best dj! Omj and one sis in tote.