I have been having the strangest time and I have had no rum nor am I high or anything like that I have been drinking water and I am not sure if I am hallucinating or I am having sensory overload or my tiredness is just kicking in!
It all began at the swimming pool earlier I thought I was seeing stars like flashing bits of lights so I lay there thinking omg it is not boardie down time is it?
I am not going to drop am I?
So I sat there and had some water and then I realised that because of the wind ripping the water in the swimming pool the light was reflecting on my sunglasses PHEW I wasnot losing consiousness!
So then swinging in my hammock just a very short time ago I was lying there thinking about life and got far too distracted to come to any conclusions.I was listening to tree frogs and the smooth sound of reggae in the distance but I could hear dogs across the street barking and yelping and it sounded like a gun going off or a firework every so often and then the dogs would go crazy again so I was sat there wondering what the hell it could be so I was just chilling in the dark in my hammock listening to a taurrus riley track someone had playing, I was nice and comfortable in my bath robe loving every second because I could NEVER do this at home, go outside in a bathrobe at night time or anytime it is just freezing back home everywhere I go it is fur coat and boots time I hate it.So I was enjoying chilling there but I heard a rustle in the bushes and I thought OMG what was that?
So I looked and could not see anyone and heard it again it was too loud to be a bird or a lizard so I started thinking omg OMG
so I just sat there froze for a second and a DOG ran right up to my face OMG ARGHHHH HELPPPPPP screamed for my husband absolutely scared me senseless I do not like dogs I do not like them near me they lick and sniff and shed hair and generally annoy me back home everyone who knows me knows to keep their dogs away from my children and especially do not have it keeping me awake barking at night time.
So I screamed and my husband came out and ran it off.The front gate had been open as the van had just left the hotel so it must have ran in.So I settled back down and the tree in front of me looked like there was an evil monkey in it lol seriously like a little monkey with big black skeletor eyes or big black shades on just sittin there looking at me so I thought that is odd second time today I thought I saw something.
So I looked at the other tree and the shadows and leaves and it looked like a bear with big eyes and when the wind blowed the bear turned to look at me.Okay so now I had a monkey and a bear .I was thinking if I start hearing things too then I will maybe call an ambulance LOL not learned the number yet 911 or 119 something like that.So I went to double check the damn dog had gone and jumped because I thought I saw a giant slug but it was just a big leaf on the floor.I went in the room to get the laptop and was going to sit in the dark again in my hammock but heard a rustle in the bush again so i jumped and my husband was laughing at me saying what now.So I turned the light on!
I do not understand why I thought I saw all those things maybe it was just dark and shadows can make you think like that or maybe too much rum does this to a person?
Or maybe my jetlag day has finally kicked in.
Tonight is my first early night.Alfreds party is calling me but not tonight I am washing my hair!
You think there is something in the air?
