Jim and Donna, I'm SURE we will :)
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Jim and Donna, I'm SURE we will :)
Well we were SUPPOSED to be arriving at 8:30am which I was thrilled about, but just recently JetBlue changed the flight and we are now arriving around 2:45pm....Quote:
Originally Posted by Guirigay
omg!!! hahahaha
:) :) :)
Marley, has the new day dawned? hahahahahaha
Yes Joe...once the new day dawned, it dawned on me what you were saying!
:)
Marley and Joe.... what are you guys talking about.. nothing's dawned on me..
Beachgirl, It dawned on both of us that on the new day which is dawning, regardless of which day, the dawn will eventually arrive. It's dawnting but the day of the dawning is inevitable, which means that the inevitability of the dawn is perpetual until the dawn leaves the day.
Has it dawned on you?
As I am new on here I am not sure how this works but it all sounds like so much fun.I'm planning on coming sometime between April 16 to May 4th hoping for 10 days but still shopping around.I will probably be solo so looking to meet up with some peeps down there,but need some ideas of a safe cheap 40-80 a night place on the beach. The bus party sounds awesome as all so would love to attend.
Jamaican Tourism Marketing, or Witch Doctoring?;)
Toronto, CANADA-Reports from Canada, some northern U.S. States, and locations across the globe have people selling off their worldly possessions in order to take impromtu trips to Jamaica, an undoubtedly gorgeous Carribbean island...but at what cost?
Beachgirl66, a Toronto native, was seen recently returning beer bottles in nearby Buffalo NY. She's the latest "victim" of an obscure thread on a Jamaican-based website...a thread purportedly controlled by an Obeah-like woman loosely known as "marley9808."
"Marley told me I was EXPECTED to be in Negril," said 66, knee deep in Molson Light bottles.
Beachgirl has taken an unprecedented 97 trips to Negril over the past four months. She has lost her car, her home, and recently traded her parakeet for 25 cents to a homless man for food.
"I love the vibe," she said, as she gave blood at her local blood bank.
Brasi, a New York native, neglected paying his fuel oil bill this winter due to "marley9808's" influence, he said.
"I figure'd we didn't need furniture, really," he added. "it's just gets in the way. So I used it for firewood. Marley9808 said I HAD to be in Negril..."
Both travelers next visit Negril in late April...along with a mess of other COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL MOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFOS!!!!!!
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...satire...
LOL....yeah what Joe said!
joe.......
nice to see a fellow Canadian on here I was starting to feel like the black sheep of the family..waaaaaaa:cool:
LOL Brasi, you crack me up!
Obeah-like made me laugh. I do what I can!
I was also recently told I have Yoda mind-bending capabilities.....that's pretty cool!
hmmmmm *Marley9808 pauses to think if she can use these powers to win the lotto and thereby bring EVERYONE to Negril in April*
Not to worry there are lots of us here :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by beccajean_ca
Brasi: The news editor left out how Beachgirl is taking donations of milk bags so she crochet plastic mats to sell at the local market.. and is considering a stint on the street corner by which she will be charging by the pound.
She has scraped enough together get her flight booked this week.. however, she is currently homeless while in Negril.. but this doesn't worry her, there is always the option of taking one of the plastic milk bag mats and sleeping on the beach.
LOL, you crack me up too beachgirl
who needs a room? Just party 24/7
jk....we will find you a place, no problem mon!
So happy to see you onboard....now bring your good luck and get us a good concert while we are there....Tarrus would be divine! :):):)
She has scraped enough together get her flight booked this week.. however, she is currently homeless while in Negril.. but this doesn't worry her, there is always the option of taking one of the plastic milk bag mats and sleeping on the beach.[/QUOTE]
Or you can snuggle with Brasi!
Trust me...editors ruin everything. ahahahahahahahahQuote:
Originally Posted by beachgirl66
I may be in the country longer than expected and if so you can use the room i have procured in the Negril area (as my backup)...all I ask is that you leave the gorgeous model-type I plan to leave behind to watch it alone. She's very sensitive...hahah....
jk:cool:
There are lots of Canadians here.. Poolguy Windsor, Beachgirl66, Bras-I is an honorary Canadian too, newfiesub etc. etc. etc.. You're not alone.. well maybe for the first 5 minutes in Jamaica, after that it's like family.Quote:
Originally Posted by beccajean_ca
Dateline: Michigan
Reports continue to filter in of derelict Caribbean adventurers abandoning all sound financial practices in response to what can only be characterized as undue telepathic influence, excessive digital arm twisting and a disarming charm offensive.
Contacted as he was searching his couch (not YET burned for firewood) for loose change after returning his neighbors bottles, Guirigay stated, "I'm entranced by the idea, and besides I've been told resistance is futile." When asked if Sweetie Pie was providing any rational options to avoid certain economic ruin Guirigay only responded with a smile and a far away gaze. There doesn't seem to be any explanation for this bizarre behavior, when pressed Guirigay will only laugh and repeat, "Those freakin' boardies!"
maniacal laugh
maniacal laugh
maniacal laugh
:D:cool:
I want to start drinking NOW. LOL
Guirigay...set ups my friend, set ups...(I guess when I was calling 'em a 'Qs and Pepsi' I was mis-speaking)
Legendary epicness....
(the kitchen table will burn well...)
If we are having this much fun just talking (=typing) about the trip, I can't wait til the belly-busting, side-splitting, time of our lives...good fun the actual trip is going to be!
But seriously....at this point is the list of people coming in April larger than list of people not coming in April?
I think so!
i see that now.maybe when I'm here a bit longer I will figure out who is who:D
I really just about never go online when I'm home, 9-10 hours a day on the computer is usually more than too much for me. Hello, everyone, my name is Guirigay and I have a problem... :)
You got that right.. I couldn't take it any more Guirigay... Brasi sending me messages, "Commmmmmmmmmmmme, Just Dooooooooooooo it"... Marley enticing me with you don't wanna know....lol.. I couldn't resist.. the peer pressure was too much.. I had to do it.. I just had to..Quote:
"Those freakin' boardies!"
April 19th - 29th... 10 days of heaven and I get to hang out with some of the coolest people on earth..
We just need to work on Joe.. lots of things have been dawning on him.. maybe it will dawn on him that some people really really want him there.. and we have the dawnting tast of helping him make it come true..
Every dawn brings hope Joe!!!
(now excuse me as I hunt for more beer bottles and scrap metal)
No worries Beachgirl.......
Joe knows the rules as I stated them quite clearly back a couple of pages ago.....
"Once your name is mentioned in this thread....you are coming in April...no use in fighting it, just book, pack and go"
I assume he is searching flights as we speak :)
So happy you booked!
Pssst psssst.. Kidnap me, hide me in a suitcase, by the time people find out it'll be too late.. Shower Show's for everyone!! woohoooo!!
You guys are to funny. This is like a novel I don't want to put down. But some of us work in the morning can't stay in the clouds of JA all night ya know. We will save that for April:cool:cool:
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Joe... pleeaasseeeeee one of your shower shows.. oh how I so dearly miss my daily 'show'... come come come
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Brasi and Marley are a dangerous duo. They're a frightening combination of concert promoter and protection racketeer :) "C'mon, you know you wanna go. You know it's great, it'll be the best!" mixed with a little "Don't make me sick them on you"
They're like a good cop/ great cop interrogation team... :)
Key in: LMFAO "Sexy and I know it" wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle
Its all about the booze Guirigay... Marley enticing everyone with her rum cake and Brasi with his song... I was a gonner at "come"
Don't let Joe fool you Guirigay.. he is as equally dangerous..
Well okay not quite bed time yet.But did buy some Red Stripe to share. Will ya all join me in a toast to JA...Glug,Glug,Glug. Cheers.;)
I am lucky enough to be planning a trip to December too, along with the Trinidad-Satherians LOL. I am going to nominate ME as Joe's wingman in December. I will also expect ALL of you April-threaders to start saving you pennies upon your return because I will be pestering you...mwhahahahahahahahahahaha..............
I hereby nominate Brasi as the VP in charge of December bookings! Here Here
And beccajean, Cheers! I will surely toast with you but mine will be rum as I am not a beer drinker (Gasp...I know)
But it's ok, I don't have to worry about Brasi or PGW or whoever will drink all the red stripes.....there will surely always be enough Rum! Ya mon! :)
I'll drink rum with you... And beers with others..... And when I get hungry it's all subs..... Yep, my folks raised me to get along well with others. Thanks Mom and Dad.Quote:
Originally Posted by marley9808