Please don't approach while eating.

Yes,,,since I will be "in country" soon.....please refrain from asking for a Fred Stripe autograph or photo when I'm dining with the Little Lady....Respect the Fred......And Fred will respect you.....

For clarification -- if you have something on your plate I would like to try, does this mean we are not allowed to come take a bite?

Also, for autographs and photos.. Are we allowed to ask after you finish with the nom nom's? Will a service charge apply for the photos or autographs? Will you have a booth or shop to get the same in the absence of dinner time extra curricular activities?

Will you be offering an appearance at he night life scene, kind of like Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan does from time to time?

Will a souvenir video of our meeting be available?

So help Mr Fred if I'm in Negril....$1.00 to each and every local that bother his meals.

This is getting complicated,,ya know it aint easy being me......Why are the One Love Bus tours scheduled for Dec6+8...Friday & Sunday??? No Saturday???? Oh well I'm going on Wends the 11th..send all assassins then.

What day you sneaking into the all inclusive so for free drinks?

So let me get this straight, If I were to be so lucky as to run into you as I am walking down
the beach, am I allowed to look you directly in the eyes, or continue to look straight ahead
and proceed with just a friendly nod?

Yes JoJo (if that's your real name) I'm like Madonna,,No eye Contact.....Yes Tanfastic,,the sneak in plan is secret,,it may involve a fake mustache and bribes..... Go to Barrys bar by CSA....sit in the shadows.....when the beach guard walks to the water to check names....BAM,,,sneak in behind him.......FREE DRINKS......If ya get stopped,,,act all cocky....Excuse me Sir,,I am in room 2217,,lucky don't report you.

Awesome post, Fred. If you're so big you're like Madonna, then that makes gerryg123 the official Streisand! Just look at the view counts, lol ....

I would suggest that if you see Fred eating "cake" at Jenny's...either try and stop him or run the other way. I've seen the after effects and it's not a pretty sight.

Tanfastic, just about choked on my sandwich when I read your comment. LOL

I was thinking about going on the Dec.11 one love bus but now I'm not sure there will be enough room on it with Fred Stripe's big head taking up the whole bus!!!! ;-)

Fred I sent word to CSA, they will be on the look out for a big headed Madonna wannabe at the bar and they will yell "Fredstripe" every 4 minutes to try and catch you! Have fun and save some for us

Hey man,,Im going Deep Undercover now..Feel threatened....If you see some old guy bent over with a cane and talking Gibberish on the bus??? It may Fred Stripe...............????????????????????????