I STILL want to know why I gravitate to Jamaica the land of the Pirates who like ate jerk chicken and drank rum when hey were UM not pirating?
It's Universal ? Don't fight it Babe. Ya with Me?
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I STILL want to know why I gravitate to Jamaica the land of the Pirates who like ate jerk chicken and drank rum when hey were UM not pirating?
It's Universal ? Don't fight it Babe. Ya with Me?
If Ya don't know,,it's a Negril,thing ! HuH ?
maybe your a pirate at heart fred
Why ? Do I feel like we will go back to Long Bay and it will feel like,ya know ,,,make up sex after getting into an argument ?
I was never Gonna leave ya ?
Perhaps the Fish from the fish sandwich you consumed at Alfred's, was a descendent from the fish that feasted on Black Beard's body, when it was dumped at sea a couple hundred years ago...
So then I am Me ?
I will open up a Goat bar on the beach with goats and rum and folks can arm wrestle Fred Stripe to rid themselves of angst ?
But,I must confess,I am on steroids/Red Bulls/The Cake/Blue Mountain coffee ?
I wonder if there is a lower amount of theft during the marathon because the victim can like chase the guy for 26 Miles ?
I don't know you Fred...but you're cracking me up!!
Goat milk and a rum punch....
Fred it wouldn't be a big enough story to get reported. Maybe if you rode a goat, chasing the tief, doing steroids, after sex could get you some attention. Then challenge someone to a game of ping pong while getting free beers at an AI!Quote:
Originally Posted by Fred Stripe
Everything doesn't have to make sense ?????? Does that make sense ?
One of Jamaica's most famous pirates, Calico Jack himself, didn't find eating jerk chicken and drinking dark rum to be so sweat. He was arrested at Point Negril, tried in Port Royal as a pirate, and then hanged. Reports are that he was eviscerated after the hanging. I don't know what that means, but I'm sure it's not good.
It means to be gutted.Quote:
Originally Posted by brownsd54
Sounds like overkill. Jamaica is the land of the lawless pirates and yes,,I am a pirate. I break rules and steal drinks.
And Fred is not 200 years too late
If I became a pirate in Negril,,I guess I would have to change my name ? Pirate Fred is not too scary ?
Blackbeards real name was ED ? Edward Thatch.
See,he knew that Pirate Ed wasn't intimidating. Us Pirates think alike,ya know?
Pirate name generator...just for you, Fred.
http://gangstaname.com/names/pirate
Disatrous Brant Napier.......
I'm about to raid Bloody Bay this weekend,who's with me ?
Enter Red Stripe, and it's Cap'n Joe Roughnuckles ! Perfect.:)
He was my father.
and u gotta change your language on fb to pirate englishQuote:
Originally Posted by Fred Stripe
Dude...you drank way too much salt water last reach!
Lol! That was fun! I'm Black Death Hester...
My pirate name is Puffy Shirt Mary! Haha
Mine is Pirate Quinn the Dagger...
Yikes! Mine is scurvy gums tess !!
The best part of being a Pirate in Negril is that you don't Need No Stinkin Passport. Your'e a Pirate.
arrrrrrr mi name is Sharkbait" Hubert Bones
LOL Sara the cash-strapped, Now where did I strap that cash?????????? Fred Stripe hope our paths cross some day~~ Your FUNNY, I "get ya"