Trip Report Game...!!!!!!!

This is for all the antsy folks that's waiting, counting and frequent this board until D day to paradise! Let's put our stories together all in fun!
Ok so this is how it works....I start off the trip report and you (the next poster) continue the report with your experience/imagination from the last poster.

For Example:
Me: Today is my travel day I arrived at the airport, got breakfast and heard over the loud speaker there's been a delay...
Next Poster: I go to the counter to see how long is the delay and she says it's been lifted and we will be leaving in 15mins so as I start to gather my stuff I realize I cant find my...
Next Poster: Continue the story and so on.......


Start Here!
Today is my travel day and I arrived at the airport late with an hour to get checked in and to the gate! thank goodness I have my carry on and TSA got me through in a nick of time, so now I pick up the pace ok no start running through the terminal as I'm thinking I cant miss my flight nooooo! I finally make it to the gate and they just announced a 30min delay, Yes! normally this wouldn't be a happy occasion but it's more so perfect timing so I sit down for a moment to gather my thoughts and think I can run and get something to eat before we board, but then hold up wait I forgot my....

Cell phone at the metal detector!!

"Please remove everything from your pockets" the TSA guy said.
Oh lawdy!!
Then the handsomest guy I have ever seen tapped me on my shoulder,
"Excuse me miss, you were in front of me and I think this phone belongs to you"

Oh,YES! YES!
How can I ever thank you?

Well, I'm on this flight too.
Meet me at Drifters Bar in Negril,
this coming Saturday and we can chat and maybe find something in common to share?
(Oh heart be still)

"it's a date I said" (big smile)
He walked away smoothly, like he was skating on ice.

Well, little did oh suave '' handsome man""" know, I have myself a very handsome man waiting for me, so he is just going to have to wait in line ! Landing went smooth, and since I'm smart enough to book club Mo Bay, I sailed through the airport without any wait, and was greeted with the biggest smile by my driver,, dang, he's not Taye Diggs, but he'll do :)
I get me a quick ''cocktail'' at the airport bar, jump in my drivers van, and said'' get me to the beach, as fast as you can !!!

"I'm sorry, mi lady" cannot go straight to the beach, his Royal Highness Akbar Suave,
has sealed off the Beach for 5 square miles."
"He has donated 200 Trillion U.S. dollars to the people of Jamaica."

It seems that he is expecting some....shall we say "lady" to meet him upon his arrival.
"Hmmmm, this puts a damper on my plans," I thought.
"No worries mam, my driver said, the pools are up and running and complimentary dinner and cocktails have been arranged.

"Oh well, it is, what it is" I said to myself.

Soon, we were in front of my hotel,
as I was getting out of the van I saw.......

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Originally Posted by Markospoon

Soon, we were in front of my hotel,
as I was getting out of the van I saw.......

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Lenbert & the One Love bus! he stops right in front of Rondel and about 4ppl hops on...
"I yell Wha gwaan Lenbert"! He waves back and says something I don't understand so I nod OK not sure what I'm saying OK too next he says 20mins...What! 20mins what I haven't even checked in yet, so as I walked to the lobby I'm feeling rushed because something is happening in 20 mins and I don't know what so I get checked in luggage in the room pour a drink and then I hear a horn beeping who could that be it's only been 16mins....!

I looked out the window and saw a couple of tourist hop in a Toyota and drive off.
Good, it was not for me. I have time to relax and freshen up.
Then my phone rang, it was Lenbert.
He said he had a message for me.

Plans were changed, he received a message that a gentleman wants to meet at
Bar B Barn hotel around 3:00 P.M. if it was convenient.

"ah, it must be Akbar Suave,
Okay, tell him I'll be there, but it wont be until 4 P.M.

Ok, Lenbert said, I'll tell him.

I had a freshen shower up and changed my clothes for the evening.

I called my driver and told him I needed a lift down the beach.
No problem he said.
20 minutes later he pulled into the driveway and I hopped in the car.
As we were cruising down the street...................


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as we were cruising down the street, I thought to myself, "no more mushroom tea, this day has been unbelievable"

I realized I hadn't eaten much, and was hungry, I need to go to the Corner bar, and get some awesome chicken and fries......I grab some my driver as well, and we go across the
street to the tables, and eat our great chicken, the driver had rice, but I went with the fries this time, I don't even eat fries at home much, but the corner bars are awesome..... Fellin good, I said, driver, I need to go to Redground and see mi friend Collete.........as I jumped out of the car, thers Collette , all smiles as usual, I said, girl I will have my usual...and she promptly pours me a tall Smirnoff vodka, and diet coke.....aaaahhhhhh !!!!

The drink went down smooth as silk.
Now, with my bellie satisfied and a start on the cocktail hour,
I was ready to "mix it up" with someone of the masculine persusion.

Collete tapped me on arm and said "girl, that man has been watching you,
I think he................

how old are we ?

"...has something in his eye cause he keeps rubbin it." oh well, i thought, I have a whole 9 days to make new friends! so now that i had a drink and a bite it I bid farewell to Collete and headed off to HiLo to pick up some stripes and snacks. as i was standing in line waiting to pay for my stuff....

When I got a tap on my shoulder...it was him, the handsome man I met at the airport.......... I guess he must be following me, so I better just give in, and spend some time with this dude......
Would you like to go for a cool beverage young lady, I know of the perfect spot, so I thought why not. We quickly hailed a taxi, and he said, bring us to sir D's.......... I sad Sir D's... ???? Hold up, wait a minute, I heard that was a nice little romantic place, on the cliffs, kinda for .....lovers :) ????? Just what do you have on your mind..... he smiled and said..........

"me a tour guide bosslady! I show you everyting- Sir D's, Rick's, then we go upda mountain where I show you weed grown in a pineapple. In a pineapple!!!" I thought, ah jeeeesh... so we get to Sir D's, he gets out first and I get stuck paying the cab fare.

We sit down, order beverages and I excuse myself to the bathroom......