Time to stir this forum up! APB Smith where are you?
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Time to stir this forum up! APB Smith where are you?
Shake it up!
Calling all cars, calling all cars.
Be on the lookout for Smith, aka, Massa Smith, aka Mr. Smith.
Last seen in the hills of Lucea.
Last seen wearing Wata Boots.
Distinguishing features...beautiful brown skin, low cut hair style.
Approach with caution, he carries a quick draw camera.
Travels in Route Taxi.
Known to eat at local establishments.
All jokes aside, we do miss Big brother Smith.
Maybe he is waiting for code word mosquito lol. Come out come out wherever you are. Just what we all need.
self-SAY::>> ".psst psst ... Bill ... Bill ... *they* calling you, mon."
me-SAY::>>Huh.??.. ".WHO dat calling me..??/"
self-SAY::>> ".Dem ... dem pon the board."
* sigh *
sigh-ing big-ly
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WHY you's messin' wit me..??... why why why..??
:-(
'twas JUST the other-day, and i got an email from THAT-Pixie boardie & her husband ........... grrrrrrrrrrrrr.... they even had the nerve to attach a video of my Ja-sweetheart .... had my old-old heart pitter-patter-ing .... and my feeble brain cells thinking all kinds of wicked thoughts
oh well
me guess it's time to book, pack & Goooooooooooooooooooo, eh
ummmmmmmmm
*maybe* some Easter bun & cheese
ummmmmmmmm
me feel like an idiot
been long time since last reach
have forgotten so much 'bout Jamaica ...feeling like a newbie ... me 'fraid ... don't wanna be ''fresh-meat'' when i get there
ummmmmmmmmmmm
guess 'twould be wise to post some queries for all you bright-bright fellow-boardies, na tru
soon come
oh
oh::>> first question:::>>> is Viagra available in Jamaica..?? ... the 'new' single pack[s]
self-SAY::>> ".WHAT you gonna do wit dat..??."
me-SAY::>> ''..mind your bizness .. !!!.... and leave mine alone, please, cho."
must be something in the air
day before yesterday
was over a neighbor's house
showing videos of my previous trips
made me sooooooooooo home-sick
:-(
..and hungry, too
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there's DEFINITE-y something-something in the air...!!!
a few days ago,
got a call
..caller-ID-SAY:::>>> Jamaica ...1-876- blah blah blah
'twas my Lucea landlord
gotta find a calling card
..wonder what he want
lol
lol
lol
'probably checkin' to see if i was dead
if not dead, then WHEN am i coming down yonder der
lol
lol
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Originally Posted by Loveanother
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grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
what you LOL-ing about..??
actually::>> i'm 'waiting' for YOU to get that Go-Fund-Me page set-up for my plane ticket.
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Originally Posted by Markospoon
golly gee..!!
you reminded me... gotta get down there, and buy a couple new pair ... others worn-OUT..!!
:-(
boardie-'spoon ~~~ tanks for the reminder
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Originally Posted by Markospoon
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note to self --- when i get down there, ask around for bleaching creame recommendations ... brand[s] & best techniques.
note to self::>> MUST go check my Jamaican barberQuote:
Originally Posted by Markospoon
haven't had a haircut since last trip
...USofA barbers are waaaaaaaaaaaaay too expensive
:-(
dem bandits..!!...
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and get a shave/trim too
I feel the same about the Barbers here.
1st thing I do after checking in on the Island, is head to the neighborhood for a shave and haircut.
In J land, I pay 400J-500J for head, face, and trim the goatee.
Then I give him a 100J tip .
At least $20.00 U.S. here for same thing
Good to hear from you Smith,
Man, one day we gotta be there at the same time Big Bro.
Later
You make my day honest you do......mi miss you them brown skin and wata boots jeezessspeez who dem need viagra be heeeheee the brownings will take you in. Darling you make my day honest ya do. Muah
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back in the day.........Smith 744 I miss ya Mon!
you still terro-rizing the bros down there Mon ?
Hi Smith