Funny, Sad, Silly Stories

my next reach is in 17 short days and i have begun to feel that anxious , hurry up and get here feeling so i thought id take a hint from irie luv and share some stories as well as read some of your stories.. i suck at writing stories but ill try since im planning on writing a trip report..

story #1

My very first trip to negril as an "adult" was last spring break, i consider this my first trip because i dont remember anything about the trips i took as a child. I was only in negril for 5 days, i didnt want to go for longer than that since it was an unfamiliar place (Silly me). After i went through customs my uncle was there to pick me up, i hadn't booked a hotel since i was completely sure i'd dislike orange hill. so my uncle and cousin took me to their house in orange hill, i hated it. it was far from the beach and i didnt see many people, After we got to his house he said he was going to run around town for a little so i made my self comfortable, showered, and fell asleep. I woke up around 5 and my uncle was no where to be found. i went outside and looked around and all i saw was trees and goats.. i called my mom crying.. i cried for about an hour until my uncle came back. the next morning i went exploring and saw more goats and stated crying again.. needless to say i do not like goats. but i learned to love orange hill, its beautiful in the day time.

"my next reach is in 17 short days"

Those will be the longest 17 days of your life!

I to am starting to get the anxious feeling i have 9 days left. This will be my 3rd trip and the feeling has been the same everytime cant wait.

That is funny! Just trees and goats hunh, lol.

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Originally Posted by BreanaAshlee

... i called my mom crying.. i cried for about an hour until my uncle came back. the next morning i went exploring and saw more goats and stated crying again.. needless to say i do not like goats. but i learned to love orange hill, its beautiful in the day time.

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Originally Posted by brasi

I specialize in Orange Hill Goat Therapy Consolation/Support. 518-867-5309. ;)

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so you're tommy tutone... but you disguise yourself as Brasi... Smart move.. fighting off the negril 80's rock fans

this must have been in the 90s.me and a close friend went to negril,our buddy was supposed to come the following day.the day of his arrival,we were sitting haveing a beer when he came up to the bar,drunk on his ass,we told him to have a beer and shoot the breeze with us and tell us about his trip down here.he reached for his billfold and discovered it wasnt there,he immedietly got very excited.we got him settled down and went back to tell the owners about it.while walking past his room ,that he now couldnt afford pay for,a man walked up to him and asked him if this billfold was his.well he had the biggest smile on his face as he gave the guy a 50,and went to open the door to his cabin.while he was unlocking his door,a very nice looking woman of the night came up to him and muttered something to him.his big smile got even bigger at that point,and he opened the door. we didnt see him till the next morning.still had that big smile on his face too.

Just trying to help out where I can Breana! :cool:

I want to hear more stories...Orange Hill style....

Sad story, First trip for us, 1995. My wife booked our trip with a travel agent (what are those, you say?) as it was to be our second honeymoon. Told her I didn't care where we stayed as long as it was on the beach. Travel agent booked us at a place called Devine Destiny.We were all excited, endured the 2 1/2 hour ride from hell and arrived on the beach road anticipating where our resort was located. Dropped off all the other passengers at the AI resorts and drove what seemed like forever past the beach, past Negril Yacht Club, Heart Beat, Xtabi. Everything along the road looking more and more unbeachlike. Drove up a long trash strewn road and were dumped off at a place that seemed like it was 35 miles from the nearest beach. Got inside what at the time was a very beautiful resort. Found our way around the lay of the land during the week and have not stayed down on the beach for 20 plus trips . The cliffs rock!,,, Happy ending.

this happened about 5 years ago,2 ladies from chicago were down for 2 week vacation.they really partied hard and the wife had to have a little talk to them.telling them to be careful at night.that night they were cutting through the yard to the road,and it was really dark out.they were doing there thing,crossing the yard.they got to the road and wanted to cross.walking along they didnt see a drainage ditch.one of the ladies didnt see it,and walked into it .she tried to step accross it and her ankle twisted and broke.she tried to stop her fall with her hand,and she broke that too.next day,they took her to the doc in sav ,sitting in the back of a pickup,sitting in a chair in the bed of the pick up.but when she finally did get in to see him,the bill came to $400.00 total.that included both casts alll pain pills x rays,docter bill,and hospital bill.she spent the next week in bed in her cabin.

wonder what would happen if you could not pay ???

anybody ever hear of that ??

Coming from Sav to Negril...driving...in the car is me, my friend, his brother and two of my girlfriends. It was very late and we all were tired from partying all night long, so everyone was quiet and relaxed...on of my girlfriends had even went to sleep. And as we are driving this man is in the middle of the street trying to catch crabs. My friend swerved and slammed on breaks and all I saw was the man flyleaping to the grass area!!!! My friend and his brother hopped out the car and started yelling at the man...I thought we hit him, but he was flyleaping for his LIFE...for being in the road at night trying to catch crabs and it was pitch black dark outside!!! Needless to say we (me and my girlfriends) were very shakin by that lil episode!!!

My wife and I were walking back to Heartbeat after a concert at Sam Sara, way to messed up to walk, too stupid to catch a ride.....

here is what happened to us...................

On the walk back, if you walk the Sea side of the road the paths narrow and at times very steep above the roadway.... Was last in line, Kathy in front of me, my wife behind Lavena who was leading, we all had drank too much, I was still feeling the Codeine that I was taking all night as my leg was really starting to hurt now....when I noticed a car approaching at high speed flashing the brights on and off, I hollered to all " CAR IN FRONT....WATCH-IT"!!!!!!...when Kathy, who was singing just then,turned to her LEFT and back toward me.... in doing so lost her balance and was falling into the path of the approaching car !!!!!!!. Without thinking, I dropped my Red Stripe that was in my right hand and reached for her, just grabbing her blouse,bra and whatever filled it, at the last possible second !!!!,... the car came close enough t her to knock her perse off of her shoulder!!!!! A crowd gathered around to see what had happened, the police who were at the concert showed up (late)....and heard the story..and left.
Now my foot was starting to really swell by now, and with the help of the girls my wife, Bless Her Heart got us back to our cottage.........wherein the light of a lantern she took off my shoe,WE were shocked to see the bottom of my foot.........................................."




We received a nice phone call from that girls Father later on.....................

(taken from my blog on this message board)

I was in the process of buying a home in Mobay in 2004 and I would hire a guide for the day. I few days after arriving I had finished my business for the day around 1pm and my guide said "What do you want to do now because you have me for the day". I told him I wanted to see the western side of the island. He said he would take me to Negril where a friend of his makes grass mats. I was excited about seeing a craftsman. I met Ted and everyone knows the rest of the story, but I'll tell you anyway. We have been together almost 8 years, built in Whitehall Phase 2 and am selling the home in Mobay. He treats me like a queen and I have never been happier. Love Negril better than Mobay too.

OK, I have another one (well I have a few, lol):

I'm down in Sav visiting my friend that was down from NYC and we had been chilling and enjoying Jamaica for a few days when my girls had arrived in Negril. One day we go get them to hangout in Sav. My friend is not a drinker (I am) and he always tries to keep up with me. Anyway I told him NOT to drink that night because we had to take them back to Negril be he does anyway, we get back to the house and he goes into the bedroom and does what...PASSES OUT!! Me, and my girls, his brother and another friend of theirs are in the living room just laughing and having a good time but it's getting late and we need to get them back to Negril.

SO I go into the bedroom to get him up and about 5 minutes later all I hear is one of my girls YELLING my name...I ran back in the livingroom to see what was going on and she says to me "He (the friend) just told me he wants me to have his baby, etc. etc. etc....." I looked at him like he was crazy and told him "You don't disrespect my friends like that, what's wrong with you don't you ever say nothing like that again!!!" Well he was embrassed behind that cuz then I went on a yelling spree throughout the house to my friend....cuz if he hadn't be drinking we wouldn't been at the house!!! You would had thought I was a crazy lady that night!!!!