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OMG Patty wielding a chainsaw! Warn the neighbors! Warn the neighbors!
Seriously though Patty, I'm so sorry you're having to deal with this before you leave. I hope it didn't do too much damage.
I can be a BAD a$$ when necesarry!:cool:
Quick!! Someone get her a matching chainsaw!
Look at my ticker...my fish is almost kissing my face ! Negril cannot come soon enough!
Oh, Yeah, Patty's working the wood, this should be good... What! WHAT!! A chainsaw!! No, No, Patty, be good to the wood!! AYEEEEEEEE, oh the humanity... You're like the Lorena Bobbitt of the North Woods Ms. Sather!!
Omg Patty you werent kidding! LMAO
How you manage to bake me a cake, chop up a whole tree, and look pretty doing it....all in time for a manicure....well I just do not know.
I'm glad you posted this I literally L'ed OL :D
Hahahaha...Tizzy! you warm my heart...rotf!Quote:
Originally Posted by TizzyATX
Great video!
Patty, that's impressive handling of a chain saw!
I'm sorry about the tree falling over your driveway, hopefully it will be smooth sailing (for all of us!) from this point on!
Patty - your headline caught my attention - I so know what you mean. First Mr. Sweetness in JA gets called to work in Canada 5 days before I arrive so now we will miss each other this reach. And today I went to see my Mom and she is running a high fever and unresponsive. Oy. Praying it is nothing serious or I may have to reschedule. Life just happens sometimes but staying positive and hopeful all will work out.
You rock girl - if I am not mistaken the hairclip and sweater are matching hot pink!!!!!! Much love
Patty, Love it! Please add, "I am woman" as bad ground music I sing this to myself, when I break out power tools.The neighbor men go into hiding. Hint.. I paint all my tools handles with pink finger nail polish. NO Boys, will think about taking them home as their own. My boys did paint the yellow dear on my John Deere Pink, rolled their eyes but it had to be done!
Sweetness, you will be in my prayers tonight. Positive thoughts..
Patty/Juli - sending love back - bless....things already looking betta - fever broke.....see the power we have :cool:
:eek: Mrs Chainsaw Patty on the loose....run,hide......lol.
Great work girl but lets leave the chainsaw at home okay cuz I dont believe anyone will Tick you off bad enough you will need it this trip! :D
Sweetness, so sorry to hear about the bumps, but its good the fever broke and you can move forward with plans. What a bummer about Mr. Sweetness. Too bad there wont be anybody in Negril to keep you company. lol ;)
Something bad always happens just before I leave (illness, car breaks down, people get arrested, on and on) I have learned to just deal with it and keep moving.
Had something bad happen yesterday, not as bad as a parent being sick. You all would never know this but I do. Yesterday last minute touch up on my hair, shoulder length, blonde with low lights. Well, the girl who always does my hair used a different product on it. Burnt my hair so bad, I now have Halle Berry hair. So if you see a boy with boobs it's me, BOO HOO, Hoo.. I can't believe this, everytime I look in the mirror, tears come to my eyes. My Boss this morning, looked quickly with the look of a deer in the head lights. Boo Hoooo
:eek: juli!!!!!! Oh no!!!!!I bet you are cute though.. Hally Berry is cute! I'm sorry this happened..vaca IIS not the time to have to get use to a new hair style....You may just love the simplicity of it all though!!!<3 Look how adorable our daisy is with short hair.:o
Lesson learned, Patty!
Sweetie Pie just got her hair cut and it's sexy short! All the smoking babes will be sporting the effit cut. Just remember Juli, your avatar that all the boys drool over has your hair pulled up like it's short! You'll probably be more easily recognized and still be a magnet! :)
Guirigay- Positive thoughts your right. I was going to ask you how many outlets there were in the bathrooms at Home Sweet Home for all my hair tools. Usually bring an extention cord, No need now!
See you all soon...
It's a GOOD thing Juli! not a lot of outlets! :)
LoL !!!!
Juli - I'm sorry to hear about the burnt hair! I'm sure you look fab with the Halle Berry hairdo! She was smoking in 007!Quote:
Originally Posted by Juli
Remember, It could always be worse...We decided to get a last minute haircut the night before we left for our last trip.
Our regular hairdresser was closed, so we wandered around aimlessly through the streets of san francisco in search of a barber.
We found one barbershop open in a seedy alleyway in the tenderloin district. bad decision.
He cut the back of my hair crooked...So one side in the back was longer than the other! I tried to hide it by walking around Jamaica with my head tilted to the left. Although a few Jamaican women still commented on it. "What happened to your hair back there?"
Then he cut Markus's hair short on the bottom and left LONG in the back. Kind of like a mullet. He looked like a little british boy from the 1970's.
We figured we would get a better haircut in Jamaica, but we never got around to it, C'est la vie. At the time I was upset, but We laugh about it now.:D
PattySather - awww, thanks:o - well, I'll be getting my hair cut this weekend... so we'll see how that goes. lol
Well I am getting my hair done tomorrow morning and with all of these stories and the way my day is going so far today, I am seriously worried!
(Crossing fingers and hoping for the best)
Let us all make it to the Rock with no more issues! PLEASE!!!!
:eek: I was just messaged a eyebrow incident Im keeping it a secret as i dont want the cat out of the bag before eye pencil can be applied ...:eek: But I do imagine it to look like this
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Lmao!!!!
Lol!!!:D
Well ladies I have broken that curse about the hair and eyebrow thing.I got my hair cut and eyebrows threaded and its all good.I still have both :p now granted my hair ia a bit shorter than I would have liked but at least I ain't bawled .lol
Thank goodness!!!! I may have to open a beauty disaster shop when i get there......:cool:
LOL Patty I can bring my clippers and then we can just shave everyone bawled this saves us time and the customer time and money as they dont have to style the hair or buy hair products...it a win win and then we have more time as well for drinking :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Patty Sather
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Originally Posted by beccajean_ca
EXCELLENT IDEA! we are taking appointments!!!!!!!!!!
You guys are crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy.
Juli I am sure you look amazing! FOLKS! Look at my ticker? not my eyebrow lol
It's ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNn
Hey BrasI
Looks much better. Have fun guys and gals!!
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That tortoise is about to win his race! Go Brasi!!!
Or should I say Bras- EYE (no brow)
LOL. Oh Marley...I have a special surprise for you...heheheheheheheeh. Soon come!
You are all gonna use this kind of lowbrow humor? :D I'm gonna fight back! ;)
Joe/Patty: revenge is a dish best served cold... :cool:
Lol. It's not a punch in the face is it?!!?
Would I do that? Lol
It is...a special talisman I bought just for you as President of April Bookings and our de facto leader/Chicken Bus Manager.
Congrats on the promotion. :p
Other than those clues you will have to wait!
Oh gosh, I can't wait!!!!