Where is The Best Potty in Negril

Those low toilets with the round plastic seats are just not cutting the mustard. AThrone that invites the visitor to stick around for a while, enjoy a cup of coffee or two, contemplate the Universe, or enjoy a leisurely read of a good book or newspaper.

The Crapper I seek is Tall and Strong, with a large opening covered with a thick and heavy oval seat, or better yet, one of those large horse shoe shaped seats so popular in men's rooms across my homeland. A Cold clean porcelain gift from the gods that invites it's guest to set a spell, and enjoy.

lol. How ironic as I read this from my John Crapper. I was going to say the bushes before I read your post.

Booger you are my brother

Not in Negril but the washrooms at the Appleton Rum factory are the cleanest and most executive I have seen in Jamaica, and pretty much anywhere else. Might even have a picture...

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Not the toilets exactly but I think you get the idea of what they are like.

Let's find the best, or the worst, and do the saran wrap thing and watch the fun! :)

I started a thread back in 2010 called It's Potty Time - took pictures every where we "went".

http://www.negril.com/discus/message...tml?1235604100

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Originally Posted by M&G Montreal

Let's find the best, or the worst, and do the saran wrap thing and watch the fun! :)

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Yep that would be extremely hilarious!!!! Maybe we can get into that mischief in July!!!!

I have yet to find an unadequate bathroom anywhere but I'm not as hard to please as you seem to be LOL jk But on a real tip...it isn't good to spend a long time on that thing. lololololol

Tawnee, that is really funny :-)
Is it bad that I actually recognize a couple of the bathrooms from your old thread?
--Dave--

My bathroom in Room 6 at Seastar Inn was nice .... Visitors welcome, lol ....

Not for nothin', but I always wonder why the urinals in Negril are so high off the ground. They must measure the placement using the tallest guy on the crew. My upwards aim isn't that great.

I know. TMI.

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Originally Posted by toonvox

Not for nothin', but I always wonder why the urinals in Negril are so high off the ground. They must measure the placement using the tallest guy on the crew. My upwards aim isn't that great.

I know. TMI.

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Big Bamboo, what else?

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Originally Posted by garysteph1018

Yep that would be extremely hilarious!!!! Maybe we can get into that mischief in July!!!!

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Yes! Mischief, Steph! We need to get up to Mischief! That would be fun! Hmmm ... we need some plans ...... and lots of saran wrap (it's great on doors too!). Not too bad, though .... this is your first trip, right? We don't want you banned from the island ... because you will be back! Once you go, you know!

It just dawned on me. The best potty in Negril is the one that is there when you really really really REALLY need it! After 4 Red Stripes, is there a bad potty, guys?

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Originally Posted by booger

Big Bamboo, what else?

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So wouldn't that mean they should be lower to the ground?

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Originally Posted by sandman66

So wouldn't that mean they should be lower to the ground?

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LOL! I will leave the explanation for another board.

Simple....Jamaican men have longer inseams.........(they have longer legs lol)