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. . . like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
Ozzy Osbourne
Does anyone have a good Love Bus story?
I just read Cherrynorth's and I thought I could smell the sunscreen.
We have six month count-down and a good bus story will be as close as we can get until May.
Jumped on with a group from Hedo when they stopped at Seastar. Sorry, but the rest won't pass the censors........Quote:
Originally Posted by Rum-polephoreskin
lol
Rumpole, I can't reply to your message but the answer is 'yes unless something calls me elsewhere at that time'! I did reply to your emails eons ago, maybe they got lost in your work spam-filter... Mine is still the same, eloel...
Nope...no stories here.... but that's one of the funniest damn quotes of all time !!!!! It made my eyes water...LOL :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Rum-polephoreskin
I have a bus story that I WONT tell on here. Haha! I do agree with Ozzy though.
I dig your Sig too. "Hey man.....there's a beverage here". Love that movie!
I'm going on December 4th - I sure hope I have some "funny stories". If I do, I will postQuote:
Originally Posted by Rum-polephoreskin
Nuts!
Euphemisms people, or else it's just a tease (hoho!).
Booger: A group from Hedo? Maybe that couldn't even be euphemized past the censors. Drat!
Lola: Good news indeed, I'm confident our paths will cross.
Big Shiny: You make a mean Caucasian, Jackie!
Sazo: I guess in the course of six months that's not too long to wait - bon voyage
We were on the same trip that Booger jumped on. I'll try to tell the story edited enough so it won't get deleted.
I had booked the bus for my wife and I and our two girls, ages 18 and 22.
The bus pulled up and Lembert got out, took one look at us and said, are you sure it's ok, I've got a bunch of people from Hedo on there. I said, they are both over 18, it should be ok, without really thinking it through.
The bus was totally packed, but they made some room for us near the front. We were seated near another couple, who as it turned out, were the only other ones not from Hedo.
The Hedo folks were already pretty lit, but not doing anything real inappropriate, at least not then. Mostly an older crowd, very friendly.
We got to the first stop and had a drink. I chatted with Lembert who told me some sketchy stuff that was going on before we got on.
Second stop, some of the women started taking their tops off and taking pictures.
A stop later, while we were getting back on the bus, my wife noticed some folks that were already on the bus were engaged in some activities that should have remained at Hedo.
Once this started going on, Lembert was very apologetic and made sure we sat up front where we could avoid seeing things that couldn't be unseen.
We considered getting off the bus at that point, but the other couple begged us to not leave us alone with them.
We ran into Booger and his gang at Seastar and a few of them joined us to go to another bar for sunset. We realized we knew each other from this website.
We then decided to get dropped off at DeBar for dinner and as it turned out, Booger and a few others ended up there as well and we all had dinner together. Funny how things tend to turn out in Negril.
I had some contact with the other couple through Tripadvisor and she told me it got "way worse" after we left.
Lembert figured out that it was a bad idea to mix the lifestyle folks with us regular people, so I doubt this experience would happen again.
What a crazy evening!
Here's a report from the perspective of others that joined us at Seastar that day:http://negril.com/forum/showthread.p...t=swiss+family
Hahhhaaaa. Forgot Bout this version of events. Thanks Mr Swiss
My three friends and I are going on that bus as well:DQuote:
Originally Posted by SazO
Saeyedoc,
Nicely done, instead of sunscreen I'm smelling KY.
Hmmm... makes you wonder what version booger recalls..Quote:
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Originally Posted by davevols
LoL. This is the real deal, the other version is what months of therapy have helped to erase what was burned into my eyes. Guiryguy wrote this up so well that I had to read it twice to make everyone out.
Excellent!. Where are you staying?. When I booked it, I also booked for me, my hubby to be and two other couples who are staying at the same resort as us.Quote:
Originally Posted by rickme
At the negril yoga center, been to island at least 8 times mostly staying at the NYC- even though we aren't your typical yoga types- but this is the 1st time on the bus crawl. Heading down this weekend & can't wait
Sounds good!. We leave on weds and arrive on Thursday for 2 weeks!. Glad you're not a "yoga type" couldn't be swapping the booze for broccoli smoothies or something healthy hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by rickme
Broccoli smoothies? :p Not this trip.
Congrats on the upcoming nuptials- my sister got married in Negril 10 years ago and that's what started me going there almost every year
See you on the 4th.
I did Hedo 5 times in the 90's.....I get the freedom,sex thing....But UMM I do not need to show my junk to others who don't want to see it since I'm not at Hedo and I don't need to do any sex in front of strangers...Tacky if you ask me.....
I'm very open minded, but I don't think a trip to Hedo is ever gonna be in my future. Some things are just better left to the imagination. :p
Hubby and I did a Love Bus trip in Oct with a group from Hedo. Lembert did forewarn us but we said how bad can they be? Ha! One guy in the group had a quart jar of moonshine. How on earth did he get that on the plane? Anyhow, needless to say, most of the group were out of their heads from the moonshine and the bar drinks. A couple of women jumped nude in the water at Xtabia and suffered some nasty sea urchin stings on their foot and legs. They were so wasted they didn’t even feel it. When we got to Negril Escape, several from the group were jumping from the lighthouse tower. I was so afraid someone was going to break their neck. No one got hurt but I’m sure they were feeling pretty sore and banged up the next day. On the ride home, several of the women removed their tops while dancing. Hubby and I thought it was pretty funny.
This is funny! Boogers vague recollections are both hilarious and par for the course. Rob watched the whole thing bumble away right in front of him. Probably shaking his head, and rightly so.
Regarding bus stories, I don't think I've had a reach that didn't involve some bus debauchery... :)
What is hedo?
Hedonism IIQuote:
Originally Posted by SazO
I just googled that and it looked like a porno!. (You tube).Quote:
Originally Posted by Muck
Not that I've ever seen a porno!Quote:
Originally Posted by SazO
Foot in mouth
Guirigay,
Can you post a hyperlink your Hedo bus story.
Our lake froze over this weekend and I desperately need a good tropical story.
Thanks!
Was in my post, but here it is again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rum-polephoreskin
http://negril.com/forum/showthread.p...t=swiss+family
saeyedoc,
Thanks I read yours - funny as a rubber crutch, really drove the winter blues away.
I think Booger said Guirigay also wrote a version.
Yes, that's the linkQuote:
Originally Posted by Rum-polephoreskin
Rum -
If you want some bus stories, here ya go...
Sweetie Pie and I take our first trip on the One Love Bus - http://negril.com/forum/showthread.p...aradise/page10
The longest (and perhaps the most fun) transfer from MoBay to Negril, ever... - http://negril.com/forum/showthread.p...pened%E2%80%A6
The Party Bus/Tour that changed our lives, Chickens Magic Bus - http://negril.com/forum/showthread.p...2%80%A6/page21
We have been on the pub crawl 3 times and we stay at Hedo. I have never shown my junk to others not have I had sex in front of strangers.
Don't classify everyone by the actions of a few idiots.
Respect
not sure if anyone was "classified"Quote:
Originally Posted by gregandkelly63
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Originally Posted by Guirigay
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Originally Posted by Rum-polephoreskin
I have confused several with my replies... lol
Guirigay version- hilarious and helped me laugh about it after the fact. I'm pretty laid back and once Bucking Bronco started gloating I was ready to bounce.
SAeyedoc- feel bad for this man as he and his family are great people and he had his two daughters with him. That had to have felt weird for him.
Booger- it's yet another funny moment to reflect on and somehow convince me to book yet again. Next time I get on the bus I'm yelling out to Bucking Bronco to see if he is on. That reminds me..... Anyone here ever camp in Yosemite and yell Elmer at night?
YAWN,,,,never did classify anyone,,just said the group from the nude place wants to show us all how square we are because we don't have sex on the bus.......Lowclass...
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Originally Posted by Guirigay
yes sir..... And that is coming from a self described freak......Quote:
Originally Posted by Fred Stripe
Guirigay,
Just finished the first story you provided - very tasty stuff mi brudder.
There are some literary flourishes in that trip report that are off the charts.
Very well done and much appreciated by a guy sitting in below freezing temperatures not far from the frozen tundra of Frostbite Falls.
When the Wild Thing was going out of Hedo and I was staying there I went nude with others and some were from other places and had suits on.....No Biggie......No sex stuff,,,it was fun....The best part was that when I was in front of the catamaran on the net I could just,,,,ya know pee?
No offense, but I hope I never have to see any of you naked. :cool: