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    Oh My!

    "this isnt Kansas anymore"

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    Smile

    LOL.......


    "Everything's up to date in Kansas City
    They've gone about as fer as they can go
    I went to Kansas City on a Friday
    By Saturdeey I learned a thing or two
    But up 'till then I didn't have an idea
    Of what the mod'rn world was comin' to.
    I counted twenty gas buggies goin' by theirselves
    Almost every time I took a walk
    An' then I put my ear to a bell telephone
    An' a strange woman started into talk.
    What next! What next?

    Everything's up to date in Kansas City
    They've gone about as fer as they can go
    They went an' built a skyscraper seven stories high
    About as high as a buildin' oughta grow.
    Everything's like a dream in Kansas City
    It's better than a magic lantern show.
    You can turn the radiator on whenever you want some heat
    With every kind of comfort every house is all complete.
    You could walk the privees in the rain and never wet your feet!
    They've gone about as fer as they can go!

    Everything's up to date in Kansas City
    They've gone about as fer as they can go
    They got a big the-aytre they call a burley-que
    For fifty cents you could see a dandy show!
    One of the gals is phat and pink and pretty
    As round above as she was round below
    I could swear that she was padded from her shoulder to her heel
    But then she started dancin' and her dancin' made me feel
    That every single thing she had was absolutely real!
    She went about as fer as she could go
    Yes, Sir! She went about as fer as she could go!"

    Last edited by MissBlue; 05-12-2011 at 01:45 PM.

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    How is that cute dog?? I know he will be SO HAPPY!!!!!
    "I'll love you till the stars fall out of the sky "

    :cool

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    just like babies, all cute..

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    Lady's love outlaws; like baby's love stray dogs....

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