TMI... LOL Back to the manscaping discussions.. Okie dokie!! Go gettem!!! If you have a sharpie, you can have your significant other simulate a tatoo on your back, something like resembles a beef patty, I'm sure no one will notice that it's the same guy. Don't forget to change your swimwear, and extra points for a banana hammock.. (Patty told me to say that)
Thanks mon!