Do NOT eat the magic cake......
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Do NOT eat the magic cake......
Do NOT show up white as sheetrock from Iowa and on your 1st day start talking with a Rasta accent????
Do NOT flag down a taxi and say you are in a hurry ????? He's already doing 120mph on three wheels.
Do NOT ask the front desk where you can get some sweet Ganja?
Do NOT get all wild & crazy and go to the nude beach but forget to put lotion on the "goods" and now you walk funny ????
Do NOT have drinks and say "yeah I can jump from Ricks Cafe, I'm cool" then go in at an angle and your Azz bone hurts all week but you wont admit it as you walk funny "again"?
Do NOT act all slick when you go to your 1st beach bar and barter the price only to learn later you paid $20 US for TWO Red Stripes.....
LOL I'm dying !!! Too funny!
Do NOT scare the all inclusives and cruise ship folks and say as they walk by you at CoCo Le palm.....RUN,Save yourself before it's too late....
Do NOT go to a roadside jerk chicken pit and ask "whats the expiration date?" Ya aint in Kansas anymore.