What NOT to do in Jamaica !!!!!!!!

[Fred Stripe]

Do NOT eat the magic cake......

[Fred Stripe]

Do NOT show up white as sheetrock from Iowa and on your 1st day start talking with a Rasta accent????

[Fred Stripe]

Do NOT flag down a taxi and say you are in a hurry ????? He's already doing 120mph on three wheels.

[Fred Stripe]

Do NOT ask the front desk where you can get some sweet Ganja?

[Fred Stripe]

Do NOT get all wild & crazy and go to the nude beach but forget to put lotion on the "goods" and now you walk funny ????

[Fred Stripe]

Do NOT have drinks and say "yeah I can jump from Ricks Cafe, I'm cool" then go in at an angle and your Azz bone hurts all week but you wont admit it as you walk funny "again"?

[Fred Stripe]

Do NOT act all slick when you go to your 1st beach bar and barter the price only to learn later you paid $20 US for TWO Red Stripes.....

[TandJ]

LOL I'm dying !!! Too funny!

[Fred Stripe]

Do NOT scare the all inclusives and cruise ship folks and say as they walk by you at CoCo Le palm.....RUN,Save yourself before it's too late....

[Fred Stripe]

Do NOT go to a roadside jerk chicken pit and ask "whats the expiration date?" Ya aint in Kansas anymore.