Do NOT ask the bartender if you need ID ??? You could have a diaper on and a pacifier in your mouth and they would give you a Mai Tai.....Hold the lactose *****
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Do NOT ask the bartender if you need ID ??? You could have a diaper on and a pacifier in your mouth and they would give you a Mai Tai.....Hold the lactose *****
Omg roflmao
don't go out to dinner hungry
Thanks for the Laugh Fred.
Do NOT think panda food or furniture if anyone asks if you want some big bamboo! :0
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALOL LOl ROFLBO>>>>>.Fred your on a roll~~LOLWest end girl LOL TOO~~
On a serious note ....... I did say something in Negril on our last visit that really did get me into trouble.
We had a taxi called to take 10 people from Catcha to Cocolapalm. When we asked him what he was going to charge, he said $10.00 a person.
"That's ridiculous I said, I feel like I'm being robbed!"
Well, OMG he took SERIOUS offense to that and started yelling at me that I should never even suggest that I was being robbed and that he was "no theif" and then he got back in his van and drove away.
It was meant as a joke, but he sure didn't take it that way.
Needless to say, the group just ended up taking a bunch of route taxi's back to the beach.
Lesson learned!
This is a fun thread! I got one...
Do not buy anything from the guy that wants to sell you some of the "stuff that Bob Marley used to smoke".
Fred, are these personal lessons learned?
"please dont buy "the last bag on the Island".......(grin)