** on-site Trip Report ~~ Friday morning.. ...... 06/05

* whew *

me not dead,
yet
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'tis 9:30 am
Jamaica time

thursday was a rough-day
for me
'cause
as you remember
i had been up all night

but i survived
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the birthday thing-y
was cool
...a intimate likkle gathering with
some of that yummy-yummy Jamaica-style cake
with ice-ing

there's *something8 about the sugars, flavorings, ingredients, etc that they use down here that makes things taste soooooooooo much better/different, than what i'm *familiar* with.

down-side of the birthday party:::>>> it was on ""soon-come"" time
:-(
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i was TOLD 3 pm
...didn't happen 'til 'bout 5:45 pm

* sigh*

this 'soon-come' thing takes a while to get use to
..in short, for the most part, in most instances,
it's not about when it happens
but
that it DOES happen.

* sigh *
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requires a bit of *adjustment8 for this from-foreign old-man
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this thread will be a rambling thing-y...
.....going with the flow
..............chilling today
...................catching my *breath* [[[ figuratively speaking ]]]
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likkle more

no tyme for sleep in Ja.

...continue-ing...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTUINI6f3wU
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* sigh *
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Betty is a sweet *thick-wo-mon* ... figuratively speaking
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Jamaican Internet Technology 2015
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You WON'T believe...!!!..

this trip,
i've been freaked-OUT by how Jamaica has *join-ed* the internet-age
..the technological & communication advances are mind-blowing
.....compared to what was going, since my last trip.... 18-months ago

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for example,
..that Betty video, above,
was WiFi-ed from my camera
to my tablet
and uploaded to YouTube
via
a new Digicell phone
[[[ i purchased the other day ]]]

i was about 40+ yards from the cell phone
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upload speed..??? .... Good Good GOOOOOOOD...!!
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can't remember all the $$$-details,
but the Digicell *plan* that i'm using costs about Ja$100 per day
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Digicell ROCKS..!!!!.
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The potential & possibilities for Ja-folks is with these internet advance tremendous
IF

i repeat:::>>> IF

If one has the money

* sigh *

all-ways the money $nag, na tru

more soon-come

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gonna be a likkle difficult to type these posts, right now,
'cause there's this Power106 talk show hostess Joan Williams
on right now
and she is a **HOOT**
with her commentary about Ja-runnings
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likkle bit

...continue-ing...

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since i'm *chilling* today,
i'll empty-my brain
&
share a few things
..fill in some blanks
...from from earlier posts.
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My Court-Trip to Kingston [[ quickie reflections,etc. ]]]


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Dress Code, of court personnel

Black is the *thing*
you could *spot* those who worked at the court, 'cause most were dressed in black

personnel walk/stride/strut with a certain *air8 about 'em.
..kinda sorta reminds me of the supervisory-type folks at the resorts
...... a lot of folks walking around with their heads high, high,
noses stuck-up, as if they gonna scoop/snatch flying bugs
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PLEASE don't none of you's take offence, please
...English is NOT my fore-tay
.....hard for me to put my thoughts in words
so,
don't take offense
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at court,
the judge-types wear black choir robes

as they glide thru the corridors
their gown is open [[[ to catch breeze ]]]

dem look funny
to me
with their gowns fluttering, as they walk
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lawyers...???...
typical lawyer-style
...just like in-foreign
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on entry to court house,
must pass thru check-point
..bags searched
.....your attire is examine::: not *proper*, then no entry
.........i had to tuck-in my pants
my too-cool-for-school shirt

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
shirt got wrinkled
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

check-point lady took my cigarette lighter
...forfeited
.....no get back

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Why there..???... the *case*
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CAN'T go into the all the details,
but
'tis a personal injury thing-y

landlord was knocked off his motorcycle.,, blah blah ... him hurt bad .... motorcycle TOTAL-ed
other driver was at fault
.......landlord sue-ing for what-ever

the case has been in court for the past FIVE YEARS...!!!..

* sigh *

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so it goes.

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..to be continued ...

...continue-ing...



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time... almost 12 noon
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got *distracted*
went to chat with a neighbor-lady
that i've known long-time

chat couldn't have been that long
'cause the ants haven't climbed
into my have drunk cup of coffee yet

nevertheless,
neighbor-lady visit was *interesting* & fun

firstly,
she showed me some old old OLD pictures i'd taken over the years
.....'twas fun seeing photos that brought back memories of days gone by
..........when the big-kids of today, were likkle likkle babies

second-ly,
she wanted me to consider
writing some kind of '''invitation letter.'''
for her daughter, blah blah blah

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmm
:-(

thirdly,
wanted to go to the Jamaican zoo
in St Elizabeths

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
me-SAY::>> ''... who going .... how many people.... how we getting there .... charter or route taxi/bus .... what about food & drinks .... WHO paying for all this .....?????.... blah blah blah.."

* sigh *
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i told her::>>> ""..we'll see .... i STILL remember *our* trip over-to Mobay,,,, about 15 years ago, when we went to lunch, and you ordered TWO BUCKETS of chicken @ KFC ..... blah blah blah..."

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...likkle bit...
soon come back

...continue-ing...
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got *distracted again from my **chill-out** day
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVSLUlaLMF8
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shop-keeper
whom you met/saw before on other videos
was prepping some fish for sale
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not easy running a business, na tru
...clean shop
...stock shelves
...shop for fresh fish
....cook fish
....sell fish

btw....in the pot under the already cooked fish
was another dozen to-be-cooked fish

WILL check him later to buy & taste his wares

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likkle bit
soon come back

..continue-ing...
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more about THAT court case
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i went along with landlord
to
...see Kingston
...see court stylee stuff
....as *support*
...........be a ''fly on the wall''

but,
when the defense attorney showed up
and him-SAY:::>>> ''' i want to settle this matter today .... i've been authorized to offer as settlement Ja$____________________''
...I couldn't restrain myself

:-(

my-brain-SAY:::>> ""..Bumb*****t..""

i bit my tongue
for a few seconds
and interjected:::>>> ""..NO..!!..""

2 attorneys & landlord look pon me

i zipped my lips
and
walked away

* sigh *

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likkle bit
soon come back

lol
lol
lol
lol

hey, Rob ..... me *like* your board spell-checker & censor thing-y [[[ grin ]]]

...continue-ing...
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one reason i'm here chilin'
is cause
when i woke up late
this morning
'bout 8:30-ish
...i *found*
my landlord & another guy
working working WORK-ing
to build a *new*-er bathing area

landlord *decided*(( ?? ))
to make some changes/renovations
....since he'd gotten a likkle rent-money from me

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UhkVw00zck

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me-*THINK*
that the fact of the matter IS:::>> he'd gotten marching-orders from his wife/girlfriend (who live in-foreign)

ain't it fascinating how a wo-mon can get a man to do things...??...
.....been going on since Adam & Eve, na tru

""...here.... take this apple and bit/eat it..."""

* sigh *

so it goes
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MORE about wife-impact later

for example,
i flabbergasted
when i arrived here
and
walked in house
.....curtains
.....lady touches EVERY-where
and
MOST significantly:::>>> mirrors
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for years & years & years *we* have had no mirrors
...never knew how i looked, unless i visited somebody at one of the Negril resorts, or someplace

but,
NOW I can SEE myself

downside:::>> me got a flabby puffy from-foreign body
....pale too .... look like me bleach or something

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likkle bit
soon come back

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might go for a quick jog/run
since my knee is 99.9% heal-ed

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm

WHEREAS,
it's now '''afternoon''''
i'm gonna do next-posts
in a new thread

Drooling!!!;)