Do NOT eat the magic cake......
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Do NOT eat the magic cake......
Do NOT show up white as sheetrock from Iowa and on your 1st day start talking with a Rasta accent????
Do NOT flag down a taxi and say you are in a hurry ????? He's already doing 120mph on three wheels.
Do NOT ask the front desk where you can get some sweet Ganja?
Do NOT get all wild & crazy and go to the nude beach but forget to put lotion on the "goods" and now you walk funny ????
Do NOT have drinks and say "yeah I can jump from Ricks Cafe, I'm cool" then go in at an angle and your Azz bone hurts all week but you wont admit it as you walk funny "again"?
Do NOT act all slick when you go to your 1st beach bar and barter the price only to learn later you paid $20 US for TWO Red Stripes.....
LOL I'm dying !!! Too funny!
Do NOT scare the all inclusives and cruise ship folks and say as they walk by you at CoCo Le palm.....RUN,Save yourself before it's too late....
Do NOT go to a roadside jerk chicken pit and ask "whats the expiration date?" Ya aint in Kansas anymore.
Do NOT ask the bartender if you need ID ??? You could have a diaper on and a pacifier in your mouth and they would give you a Mai Tai.....Hold the lactose *****
Omg roflmao
don't go out to dinner hungry
Thanks for the Laugh Fred.
Do NOT think panda food or furniture if anyone asks if you want some big bamboo! :0
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALOL LOl ROFLBO>>>>>.Fred your on a roll~~LOLWest end girl LOL TOO~~
On a serious note ....... I did say something in Negril on our last visit that really did get me into trouble.
We had a taxi called to take 10 people from Catcha to Cocolapalm. When we asked him what he was going to charge, he said $10.00 a person.
"That's ridiculous I said, I feel like I'm being robbed!"
Well, OMG he took SERIOUS offense to that and started yelling at me that I should never even suggest that I was being robbed and that he was "no theif" and then he got back in his van and drove away.
It was meant as a joke, but he sure didn't take it that way.
Needless to say, the group just ended up taking a bunch of route taxi's back to the beach.
Lesson learned!
This is a fun thread! I got one...
Do not buy anything from the guy that wants to sell you some of the "stuff that Bob Marley used to smoke".
Fred, are these personal lessons learned?
"please dont buy "the last bag on the Island".......(grin)
Don't smile and shake your head and say yes if you do not fully understand what is being asked of you.
Do say Please slow down I am having trouble understand you. Maybe in a day or two I will be better at it but right now, no.
Do NOT walk on Norman Manley Blvd when it's already dark and ask taxi drivers "which way to the sunset place thing"????????????????
Do not turn right into the round about with your rental car.
Do NOT go to the nude beach if you just got out of the pool and are suffering from "shrinkage".
Do NOT jump off the wall outside of Ivans into the ocean nude, especially with your legs apart!
Do NOT dump the whole bowl of sauce on your food w/o 1st tasting it.....results could make your eyes water
Do NOT chase the little white sand crabs while drunk, thinking you r gonna catch it b4 it gets back in its hole...
Do NOT chomp away with great vigor on that tasty forkfull of Curry Goat. The next tooth chipped may be your own ;)
not as good as freds, but happened to someone I know
Do NOT tell the bartender that the rum punch is too weak...
Do NOT think because you cant taste the rum, it is not there...
Do not accept the answer "don't worry, mon, you pay me what you think when we get done" when you ask your driver how much for the trip....
my offer of 20.00 was insulting to him, his price of 100.00 shocked me....led to a rather heated negotiaiton..
Too funny guys - keep 'em coming!
Never ever, should you have more than 2 rum punch.
Do not order a rum punch from Trevor at De Bar and expect there to actually be any punch in it! Lol
brownsd54 - that photo is a classic! I love the smile on the face of the woman at the table! :)
Do NOT assume the mushrooms are like the ones you buy at the store at home.
So funny! Great thread Fredstripe!:cool:
dont grab a Taxi and ask them to take you to a "Drug Store"....you may be in for a "rural" ride..............
whatever you are looking for....the first person will lead you to another each will ask for $$ for leading you so far, this will repeat until you and what you were looking for are together...lol...........
next time...start at the source (its cheaper)
OMG...........we left yesterday and we MISSED THAT?!?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tanfastic
Never say you want a garbage patty when you really want them to put everything they have in it. Cook took offense, saying she never serves garbage!
Never say "Maybe later" to a unless you plan to do it later. They will remember you and remind you later.
[QUOTE=groove16;87977]Do NOT dump the whole bowl of sauce on your food w/o 1st tasting it.....results could make your eyes water
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO True!!! We ate at Ozzie's and all 3 couples shook the HOT sauce on our food before tasting! BIG MISTAKE! We waited to get back to our room at Sea Splash and ate on our porch....
needless to say our mouths were on FIRE and our eyes were tearing!!! Great food but HOT sauce!!