My fun & free Long Bay excursion.

Wow..!!!...

UN-believe-able how you pull-ed that off.

boardie-FredStripe ~~~ i NEED to get some *tips* from you...!!!....
....'cause if/when-ever i pass-thru that property (i.e., walk along the beach-front), my experience(s) has always been::::>> if i pause for more than 4.5 seconds, the security WILL-be on me like white-on-rice. They chase me away in quick-quick fashion.

The security-guards are in radio-communication immediate-ly upon my arrival. They be-chattin' hot & heavy ~~~ "..watch the guy with the water-boots.... he's approaching the water-slide area .... blah blah raaa raa .."

I'd BETTA-NOT dilly-dally or pause as I walk-thru/pass that property.

same-thing, for a few other beach-front properties.

*sigh*

some folks have all the luck

again::::>> boardie-FredStripe, please-please give me lessons, please
sure-ly I'm doing something-something serious-ly wrong.

:-(

amaze-ing..!!!...
..AND::>>> you got as far as the bar..???... Wow...!!!... Wow...!!!..

next-time, try-this:::>> sit-down in one of the beach lounge-chairs .... wave-at one of the waiters/waitresses, and tell 'em to bring you a drink

report-back/post what happens, please

f.y.i. ~~~ what boardie-FredStripe did/is-doing IS NOT un-usual ----- I've heard similar tales on NUMEROUS occasions from other boardies and resort-staff. Folks be-doing this all the time.

but as mentioned (above), me-personally, never can get more than 3-feet from the water/shore-line

:-(

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

i thought AIs require you to wear wristbands or be microchipped??

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Originally Posted by all smiles

i thought AIs require you to wear wristbands or be microchipped??

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No wristbands are required at Couples, Sandals or Breezes. I'm sure there are others that do not use them, but I don't have a complete list.

You "rule followers" should get a grip...Jail?Thief?Immoral for getting free drinks from a multi-million dollar company? Really man,,,,Go read "Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas"......By the way,I stayed there once and oh yeah did this THREE times now....Never caught...It's fun my friends......Free drinks taste much better....OH MY I am a stain on humanity....Lighten UP......

Yeah Booger,CSA just went bankrupt over 6 Pina Colodas....

I'm not judging you here, but I am curious as to whether or not non-guests can walk in and buy a drink at the bar. I've never been inclined to stay at one, but would like to check it out.

Smith wrote:
boardie-FredStripe, please-please give me lessons, please
sure-ly I'm doing something-something serious-ly wrong.

Smith it probably has something to do with the machete you are carrying....

I have broken a few rules in Jamaica , well maybe more than a few.....

Enjoy,

VVHT

PS: I don't think the Issa Family is going to prosecute this case!

But the poor bartenders will pay have seen this happen

Slip the bartender 500J and he wont even care who you are...Like I said,just act like you belong.I have gone right through the front door lobby..You just need to know the room numbers....I use 2218.....If you said youre in room 890(youre busted)....They dont have those numbers.....Gee,I never thought a few drinks would alter the heavens?

Fred Fred Fred...you just had to stir the pot!!

As weird as this thread is...I also find the reactions quite interesting.

Over the years, I've read the promotion of many illegal activities here and on other forums & some activities that are a magnitude worse...
the promotion of illegal "subs" (which the consequences could be much worse if caught), advertising of illegal white plate 'taxis's' (won't even get into this one), promoting illegal 'restaurants' (squatting on land with no running water or health regulations being observed), prostitution (both male & female) and even something as simple as bringing in your own liquor to an event/bar because someone doesn't want to pay their prices.

Many of these activities get cheered on & in no way criticized as harshly as Fred has been for his thieving.
NO, I'm not encouraging his behaviour or judging anyone's opinion...just curious about the contradictions. :)

The one thing that will come out of this thread, since I know the Couples family & know they read Negril.com...is that the security will be tightened up to try to prevent this in the future. Way to go Fred!!! LOL!!!

Well said Bnewb

Holiday Greetings Mr. smith744! Good to see you posting!

I like this thread because it has brought Smith out of hiding.

My wife and I and another couple did a similar, 'drink stealing' thing while staying at the Riu complex in Punta Cana in 2009. There were five Riu's all grouped together. We were staying at one of the three 'regular' Riu's and were encouraged by the management to visit, drink and dine the other two. However, there were two Riu Palace's and we were told we couldn't enter those, so of course . . .

One morning we decided to tour all the swimming pools at all five of the Rius and get a drink and take photos at each one of them. There were 14 pools in all, including the reflecting pools and fountains in front of their 'Grande Palace Riu'. The Palaces were the last pools were visited, so we had all consumed at least 10 drinks by the time we got there. We did manage to get 'free' cocktails at the Palaces, but it took some subterfuge - they wore bracelets at the Palaces. Of course the girls just walked up to the bar flashed big smiles and pushed out their chests - and they got their drinks. Me and the other guy had to work a little harder.

We accomplished our mission and had a fun time (even though we weren't in Negril :cool:) and I think the Riu survived our 'drink pilferring'.

The photo is of me and my S.O. in the Palace fountain pool, the last one, after our 14+ drinks.
FredStripe is right - those illegal drinks taste soooo gooood!

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How did that post work out for ya Mr. Stripe ? Not the reaction you expected ? The good thing about it it brought Mr.Smith out of hiding. lol

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Slip the bartender 500J and he wont even care who you are...Like I said,just act like you belong.I have gone right through the front door lobby..You just need to know the room numbers....I use 2218.....If you said youre in room 890(youre busted)....They dont have those numbers.....Gee,I never thought a few drinks would alter the heavens?

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Great....so not only are you a thief, but you also want to put the bartender in a position to be fired for accepting a tip!!!!! :p

Dont worry about it. Some people might go there and barely drink at all, so it I am sure it evens out.

Like others have said, if everyone takes advantage of it the way you have, then there might be trouble. However, I doubt your 6 pina colodas are going to topple the empire

Note-to-Self:::>>> "...on next-trip, shoot & post a few videos of my *usual & frequent* experience(s), with property-security-person(s), as-they-happen..."

* sigh *

HaHa Fred U a Rebel.....I love it!!! F the big corporations!!! I wouldn't make a habit of it but that's kinda funny!!! I snuck in one of the AI's but just to look around I didn't have the cajones to try to get a drink......Yea lighten up people he's just being honest and keeping it real, remember only God can judge.
That being said I would never rip off a Jamaican owned small business.

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ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm

though not-exactly a *small*-business-owner, but isn't ButchStewart Jamaican ....???...

rip him off...???.... or not...???..

It's human nature to try justifying your actions with twisted logic. I see it all the time. It's somehow OK to steal from the government. Commit fraud to collect on an insurance claim. Steal from large corporations.

Defendant:
"Your honor....yes I stole but it was from a large corporation and it was just a small amount. Surely there's nothing wrong with that."

The Judge:
"Your correct and your actions should be commended, even rewarded. Here's three get out of jail free cards."

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ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm

though not-exactly a *small*-business-owner, but isn't ButchStewart Jamaican ....???...

rip him off...???.... or not...???..

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Just to clarify, the Sandals chain is owned by Mr. Stewart. The Couples chain is owned by Mr. Issa. And both are Jamaican...

This is amusing. We did just the opposite last reach. We stopped at Merrills, I think, for a drink and got talking with a couple of the guests, bought a couple rounds of drinks and found out they were on the A.I. plan. The resort guest said no problem we'll buy the next ones.

Yeah Bnewb,,,you know how I roll....Or fall....Or get kicked off other sites? Now ..once again I am the Villian of Long Bay...OOOHHHH I will put a hex on Yall.....

By the By *** I have stayed in many many AI's including Swept Away. CSA is by far the best AI in Negril.

nevermind.. can't fix stupid or crooked..

Part of the 47%

SMITH!!!! :cool:
Great to see you. Hope all is well

What purpose does this thread even serve???? But bring controversy...not sure what Fred's intentions were by announcing this to the board? Bragging or sh*t starting? Things that make you go hmmmmm