My fun & free Long Bay excursion.

[smith744]

Wow..!!!...

UN-believe-able how you pull-ed that off.

boardie-FredStripe ~~~ i NEED to get some *tips* from you...!!!....
....'cause if/when-ever i pass-thru that property (i.e., walk along the beach-front), my experience(s) has always been::::>> if i pause for more than 4.5 seconds, the security WILL-be on me like white-on-rice. They chase me away in quick-quick fashion.

The security-guards are in radio-communication immediate-ly upon my arrival. They be-chattin' hot & heavy ~~~ "..watch the guy with the water-boots.... he's approaching the water-slide area .... blah blah raaa raa .."

I'd BETTA-NOT dilly-dally or pause as I walk-thru/pass that property.

same-thing, for a few other beach-front properties.

*sigh*

some folks have all the luck

again::::>> boardie-FredStripe, please-please give me lessons, please
sure-ly I'm doing something-something serious-ly wrong.

:-(

amaze-ing..!!!...
..AND::>>> you got as far as the bar..???... Wow...!!!... Wow...!!!..

next-time, try-this:::>> sit-down in one of the beach lounge-chairs .... wave-at one of the waiters/waitresses, and tell 'em to bring you a drink

report-back/post what happens, please

[smith744]

f.y.i. ~~~ what boardie-FredStripe did/is-doing IS NOT un-usual ----- I've heard similar tales on NUMEROUS occasions from other boardies and resort-staff. Folks be-doing this all the time.

but as mentioned (above), me-personally, never can get more than 3-feet from the water/shore-line

:-(

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[all smiles]

i thought AIs require you to wear wristbands or be microchipped??

[Johio]

i thought AIs require you to wear wristbands or be microchipped??

No wristbands are required at Couples, Sandals or Breezes. I'm sure there are others that do not use them, but I don't have a complete list.

[Fred Stripe]

You "rule followers" should get a grip...Jail?Thief?Immoral for getting free drinks from a multi-million dollar company? Really man,,,,Go read "Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas"......By the way,I stayed there once and oh yeah did this THREE times now....Never caught...It's fun my friends......Free drinks taste much better....OH MY I am a stain on humanity....Lighten UP......

[Fred Stripe]

Yeah Booger,CSA just went bankrupt over 6 Pina Colodas....

[all smiles]

I'm not judging you here, but I am curious as to whether or not non-guests can walk in and buy a drink at the bar. I've never been inclined to stay at one, but would like to check it out.

[VVHT]

Smith wrote:
boardie-FredStripe, please-please give me lessons, please
sure-ly I'm doing something-something serious-ly wrong.

Smith it probably has something to do with the machete you are carrying....

I have broken a few rules in Jamaica , well maybe more than a few.....

Enjoy,

VVHT

PS: I don't think the Issa Family is going to prosecute this case!

[Marie]

But the poor bartenders will pay have seen this happen

[Fred Stripe]

Slip the bartender 500J and he wont even care who you are...Like I said,just act like you belong.I have gone right through the front door lobby..You just need to know the room numbers....I use 2218.....If you said youre in room 890(youre busted)....They dont have those numbers.....Gee,I never thought a few drinks would alter the heavens?