1.). Not gonna beat the taxi horse anymore. It happened, I learned, and I am over it.
2.). Ahhhbees is selling mind changing burgers. Honest to goodness addictive grade hamburgers which I have been unable to get out of my mind. I was very close to taking a $40 round trip taxi ride to just get one last one towards the end of our second week, and that mediocre crap they serve as food at couples.
3.). The cliffs and the resorts along the cliffs have better food, atmosphere, entertainment and pure people watching joy than any of the all inclusives up in Hanover Parrish. Those resorts are bigger and flashier, but I honestly felt comfortable and in my element in the cliffs... During our second week at couples, I felt like we were in the Jamaica warehouse vacation experience, utterly soulless, predictable and often appalling.
4.). While I have been an advocate of club mobay for a couple of years now, I am withdrawing my favoritism for the service. On departure, using club mobay for the "fast track" actually took us longer than those who just went through customs, the arrival was nice, and I enjoyed the attention... However, I am hard pressed to see the value added service. I fly first class, so my bags are first on carousel, the ladies who help (while quite beautiful) are not much in the way of help manhandling four 60 pound suitcases and assorted carryons. Their arrival lounge is nice, but I take private transport, and he is always there... Departure has been surpassed by the sheer elegance MBJ has become.
6. The negril police force may have one of the hardest jobs in the country, and are doing it with technology that is inferior to what most 7 year olds have at their disposal. The professionalism they displayed during my issues, and their attempts to help will not be forgotten. They were utterly fantastic given the limited resources available, and treated us better than I had expected.
7.). Man... I really want an ahhhbees burger.
8.). The smoking ban is still a joke, while smokers in general do not bother me, the filthy ones do. I saw people on more occasions than I can count grind out their butts and bury them at the waterline in the sand. Really ecologically savvy of them, wouldn't you say?