Sunsets, Rum, Sand and Gizzadas 97 Days in Negril

[Bnewb]

Kahuna....the immigration/visa extension has been the same for quite a few years and addressed here on Negril.com quite frequently.
They will stamp you for 90 days maximum at the airport...then as you found out you have to go to Montego Bay or Kingston Immigration for any amount of days over the initial 90 day stamped period. You're allowed a maximum of approx. 6 months per year if you don't have permanent residency, citizenship or a work permit.
Note...for anyone else that plans on doing this...you will also need to take proof of your return ticket, along with filling out a form & your 10,000j processing fee.

As far as the Jamaican Gov't making it difficult for us to stay in Jamaica for extended periods...I guess it isn't much different than Canada or the US making it difficult for Jamaicans etc to stay on an extended visit...

Enjoying your report...see you around!

[smith744]

As far as the Jamaican Gov't making it difficult for us to stay in Jamaica for extended periods...I guess it isn't much different than Canada or the US making it difficult for Jamaicans etc to stay on an extended visit

Amen & Ditto to that..!!..

as for the other *rant-issues*:::::

#1....'tis GOOD that you didn't do as I once did,
on one of my recent extended-trips.

*they* told me to report to Negril police station,
to get an '..OK..' to stay-longer

i didn't do it --- played ignorant, and ignored the order

Upon departure,
at the final airport check-point :::: the immigration booth,
the immigration-lady looked at my likkle piece of paper,
and chastised & berated me sooooo-emphatically
that i wanted to cry.
:-(
she-SAY ((.in-brief.))::::>>> "...You MUST obey Jamaica's laws ....... IF you EVER do this again, you'll be banned from coming to Jamaica..."

* whew *

almost pee-ed on myself.
:-(

note:::>> not for sure, but me-*thinks* they got a nice likkle computer system now-days to keep on top of things ----- I'm waiting to *see* what the Snowden/NSA leaks disclose.

bottom-line:::>> DON'T *play* with the Ja-powers-that-be...!!..

#2....there is a significantly-cheaper *alternative* to that US$100 transport-fee (i.e., back & forth to MoBay). But i WON'T go into that in this thread/post/trip-report. Don't wanna cause any problems. My *alternative* cost less-than US $20 round-trip, per person.

#3....if/when I have need to *report* to MoBay for some government-bizness, I'll use it as a explore-ing opportunity ---- kinda-sorta like a vacation field-trip.

[Kahuna3]

Amen & Ditto to that..!!..

Upon departure,
at the final airport check-point :::: the immigration booth,
the immigration-lady looked at my likkle piece of paper,
and chastised & berated me sooooo-emphatically
that i wanted to cry.
:-(
she-SAY ((.in-brief.))::::>>> "...You MUST obey Jamaica's laws ....... IF you EVER do this again, you'll be banned from coming to Jamaica..."

* whew *

almost pee-ed on myself.
:-(

Me wid you Smith - 0ne hunert per cent!

IF we were planning on , say, a 120 day stay - then we would skip into MoBay - probly on a route bus - an' look at it as a kind of 'exploration'. Sure - but not this time. Maybe next year - who knows? Still, I wish it were easier - all I wanna do is spend some money here and chill - not EXPLOIT people or try to suck off the guv'mint or anything. But it's all good, Yuh hear what me sayin? I'm willing to go wid da flow, not worth the hassle to worry about it, or worry about anyt'ing for that matter. 'Don't worry, be happy'

Keep it IRIE an' all that, right mon? You still have dat funky camera?

Tonight we are off to 'the Dominoes Bar'. Smith - you are SO RIGHT about visiting the local bars - I feel myself slippin' into a comfortable Redground Groove - deeper n' deeper. Hopin' I can climb out when the time comes.

Later Bruddah!

[smith744]

Later Bruddah!

por moi,
NOT much-longer, Tall-Tall-Boss-mon

am-THERE next-week

we gotta link-up,
some(?)-time over the next several weeks

:-)

long-time since last we meet, na tru

by the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay::>> that BambooVilla pic (above).

WHERE dat at..??? !!! ??? !!!???

i NEED-to KNOW...!!..

from time to time,
i like to collect emptie$

&

'twill be a great-way to supplement my pocket-change, since I *think* my buddy-HerbieG is no longer on the beach --- where i use-to cash-in bokkles.

ummmmmmmmmmm
'tis *interesting* that now-days for empties you-get Ja$8 .... use-to-be Ja$5 (@ many-places) ... price raise eh

[smith744]

then we would skip into MoBay - probly on a route bus

seen

:-)

you probably already know/noticed,
that they-got some sweet-vehicles dem use-ing for route-taxis, now days.

and

the ".buses." are now nice-nice comfy-vans WITH A/C.

many better than what the charter-drivers are using.

'tis a new-day, fi sure

not EXPLOIT people or try to suck off the guv'mint or anything. But it's all good, Yuh hear what me sayin?

Yeah, mon..!!..

i *hear* ya
i'm definitely *feeling* ya on this-one

:-(

but, so it goes

it use to make my head-spin around
when i *learned* of all the hoops some-folks are/were required jump-through. For example, i was really & truly vexed big-time to learn of the silly regulations boardie-NurseMarcia had to navigate, in her efforts to help the sick-sick new-born pickneys

but, so it goes

Here is::>> what i do:::>> at EVERY-opportunity::::>>> i chat-to EVERYbody about how such-a-such Ja-thing-y hurt$ the Ja-money-train.

WHEREAS,
as we all know,
money

and

getting more-money is a big-deal down-yonder there,
mi-*thinks* that if nuff foreign-folks keep expressing their vex-ation,
then
eventually(?)
*they* will make some(?) kind of *adjustment(s)* to the play-book

'member '..the squeaky wheel..' ....??..

Keep it IRIE an' all that, right mon?

lol
lol

of course..!!..

lol
lol

Smith - you are SO RIGHT about visiting the local bars - I feel myself slippin' into a comfortable Redground Groove - deeper n' deeper. Hopin' I can climb out when the time comes.

LOL
LOL
LOL

BUT::>> be careful..!!..
be VERY care-full

you don't wanna cross-over to the dark-side
lol
lol
NEVER forget:::>> you a tourist .... a foreigner ... you AIN'T family

know & unna-stan YOUR-place, in the scheme of things

your-mind is gonna play likkle comfy-tricks on ya,

then

out of the blue,

from left-field::::::>>> "..Boom.." ..... something(?)-something IS gonna pop-up, to try to mash-up your irie-vibe. [[ guaranteed ]]

:-(

as RosanahRosanahDanah(sp?) always would-say, on SaturdayNightLive::::>> "...there's always something.."

enjoy enjoy enjooooooooooooooooooooy

[smith744]

Smith - you are SO RIGHT about visiting the local bars

lol
lol
lol

you always gotta *support* the *neighborhood*

:-)

for-you the *dividends* soon-come, mi fren

'round-about mid-January

and more-so
'round February 1st

some *dividends* you won't be aware-of, won't see, won't recognize ---- but they're there. The big-plus is that the *dividends* won't be flowing just in the *neighborhood* ----- they'll be trickle-ing down along the beachfront, in-town, and other-places in Hanover/Westmoreland.