I stayed there last Jan for a couple of nights and it was exactly as expected. It sounds like the place isn't exactly for you. . .isolated, reasonable, beautiful spot, safe. Nothing like a 2 hour breakfast at LTU and a casual stroll back to the yard. There are quite a few places that are a bit more polished than Banana. And as mentioned, I can't believe they wouldn't fix any problems if you just brought it up to them.