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    And I heard him exclaim as he rode out of sight
    Thanks for the space brownies and the cold Red Stripe................................

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    Oh, you guys are GOOD! LOL! This made my morning.
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    2017 was our 15th trip to Negril. Other islands we visited: Cozumel, Mexico (4 times) St. Lucia, Barbados, Grenada, Aruba, Harbour Island, Bahamas, Anguilla, St. Maarten/St.Martin, Ambergris Caye, Belize (twice)

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    And a merry christmas to all and to all a good night!!

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    So fun! You guys are good
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    As i dry my green leafs
    So that I may fly...
    There are so many kinds, pineapple lions breath ....
    Oh what shall I try,
    Now as high as the housetops
    of course I flew,
    This Christmas in Negril will be green not blue.

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    Twas the night before Christmas and all through Negril
    Came the smell the jerk chicken searing on the grill
    I drew up a list with all of my stops
    I’ll be with my friends, the boardies and locks

    With a red strip in one hand and in my left hand another
    This Christmas in Negril will be like no other

    No Burl Ives tonight, that’s not what you’ll hear
    It’s Bob Marley, Peter Tosh and the great Burning Spear

    So off to Cherala’s but just for the food
    Then on to Ivan’s and Mary’s, then the Bourbon woo hoo
    The rum is flowing, patio lights are all lit
    I’ve just rolled some ganja - here mon have a hit

    I end up at Alfred’s and feeling quiet frass
    I slide off the bar stool right onto my ass
    It’s time to head back for I’ve more than had plenty
    I reach over the bar and hand Rudy a twenty

    Out of the bar swaying, with red strip in hand
    I can’t walk any further, I plant my ass in the sand

    Whether it was the many Red Stipes, or the ganja I smoked
    I swear that up in the sky I saw a flying fat bloke
    He waved down to me and what did I hear
    Mi wish yuh a merri crissmuss an a appy new year…

    Last edited by rennie69; 12-24-2013 at 04:36 PM.

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    I saw Santa wearing a Leaf sweater
    He said don't worry Chickster
    Things will get better
    And as he left with a mighty HoHo
    The reindeers echoed with GO LEAFS GO!


    The CHICKSTER


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    bravo................

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    I spoke not a word but went straight to my works,
    After that big sub, what I need is some jerk !
    So after my fatty with smoke out my nose...
    off to Best in the west, kind of wobbly I goes.

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    Twas the night before Christmas and all through Negril;
    the dogs were all sleeping, the roosters were still.

    Mom in her swim suit and I in my shorts,
    we were just settling down with a drink on the porch

    When suddenly the tin roof shook with a clatter
    I leaped from the hammock to see what was the matter

    And what to my wondering eyes should appear,
    A ladda bag of gifts, in a push cart; Oh Dear!

    From under the bag emerged a big beard and long dreads,
    a bigga with pipe, not Santa, but Rasta Claus instead.

    He climbed in through a window and set right to work,
    laying gifts of refreshments, ice cold, and hot jerk.

    His red eyes did twinkle, as he climbed up the roof,
    the presents were real; this was no spoof.

    I heard him exclaim as his rode out of sight,
    Sav is my next stop, to Negril a good night.

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