...My Christmas *gift* to YOU-All...

After seeing what i've seen over-here-so in-Lucea-town/and-country,
i'm quite SURE things are the same-way in Negril.

IF you come down here for vacation,
and do things you shouldn't do,
and thinking nobody know what-ah-gwan
or what-ah-went-on
YOU are sad-ly mistaken

while here,
it best-est that you do *things* as if the whole world is watching and/or knows what-ah-gwan

'cause it may not be the whole-world,
but it SURE IS all of Negril, and it's environs

enjoy your gift.