**on-site Trip Report [[ Tuesday evening/night ..... 12/31/13 ]]

[captaind]

Hey Smith.

Get your ass to Negril on Tues the 7th and I'll carry you out to the yard....

It's a bit different than living in the suburbs of Lucea

Regards

[smith744]

Hey Smith.

Get your ass to Negril on Tues the 7th and I'll carry you out to the yard....

It's a bit different than living in the suburbs of Lucea

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

tell me now..

have i got this *right*

you want me to ride my donkey (aka my ass)

over to Negril

so i go someplace with you eh

if i do that

where will tie-up my donkey/ass

so nobody steal it..??..

or
are you gonna take me AND my-ass/donkey in the car/can/truck at same-time..??..

these are critical questions::::::: 'cause i LOVE my ass/donkey

:-(

[captaind]

No man,

Get your skinny personal butt into a cab.

Cap

[smith744]

No man,

Get your skinny personal butt into a cab.

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oh
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ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

a *cab* eh

but
but
BUT:::>>> Ja-*cabs* are *intended* for foreign/tourist-types, ya KNOW, i'm sure, na tru

so,
my only(?) other *option* is to "..charter.." a taxi/cab, na tru
but
me-Broke..!!... tight-budget ... pant's with VERY-short pocket$ -----
and
WesternUnion no come yet, too

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
do you know any charter (aka limo-driver) who'll *comp* me a drive from Lucea-country to your-yard and or Negril..??..