A few years ago we went to Margarittaville with a couple of newbs we had with us for the all you can drink whatever party they have. The place was packed with locals and tourists alike. Somehow it was decided they were going to have a Sexiest Canadian Male contest. And somehow my wife decided that I needed to be apart of it. Oh boy this sounds like a great idea. So they choose the other contestants there is me, my friend Dave(short bald and chubby), our friend Kerry(who is actually from Illinois) and this nubian god from Toronto with a friggin 8 pack and dreads. He's about 6 foot and a muscular 200lbs. Gee thanks this doesn't appear to be rigged at all. Well the host of the party was a beautiful Jamaican lady. There were contests of skill and strength and then the topper is a dance contest. Well my two buddies and the nubian guy all go which left me for last. I am doomed cause not only is he chiseled he dances pretty well. So the host comes out and introduces me and gets the music started. What's a white guy in Jamaica who's doomed to lose do? I grab her, bend her over in the sand and dutty it up to the delight of the crowd. The locals went nuts! I do believe it was the first time I saw a Jamaican Girl blush! :P
I lost the contest but pretty sure I made some lasting memories for the host and all in attendance!
