IF you get an even numbered room (reverse for odd numbers)....pull your toilet handle out 1/8" and to the right 90 degrees, then out 1.25" and to the left 45 degrees...stand back as the wall moves back and the floor opens to the wonderful underground cave with an express railway to Cuba and beyond. While this sounds like complete BS and it is....you gotta try it to see if it works.

Have a great vacation...looks like you will be leaving around the same time I arrive. I know you know the runnings...but in case time have changed and you need to chill, go over the mountain to Likkle Bay...Sav or anywhere to get a bit of fresh air.