1. Haggle for ganja in dollar increments. 2. Practise my language skills on the German tourists. 3. Eat curried goat whenever possible.
1. Haggle for ganja in dollar increments. 2. Practise my language skills on the German tourists. 3. Eat curried goat whenever possible.
If you are worried about something, do something about it. If there is nothing you can do, why worry!
1. Lose Weight 2. Drink Red Stripe in Copious Amounts 3. Burn Like an Albino
Some people were born in the wrong century....I was born in the wrong country!
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NIce Thread Gerry.......let's see.....
1) Drink
2) Sleep 2 or 3 hours a night on average
3) disconnect from all electronics (unless it plays music)
Stir IT UP
1. Drink Dragon stout (can't get it at home)
2. buy fresh juice in used liquor bottles
3. spend hours a day laying on a beach people watching
1) Drink Dragon Spitfire Beer
2) Walk through a cave to the beach
3) Completely unwind into a bowl of jelly on a lounge chair
1. Wear shorts. I never wear shorts at home no matter how hot it gets and I never wear pants in Jamaica except on arrival and departure.
2. Never turn my phone on or use one there.
3. Dishes (except rinsing out coffee cups and drink glasses
1. Fall in love with my wife again, sometimes 2 or 3 times a day!
2. Partake in subs
3. Drink massive amounts of alcohol
4. Repeat often
1. People watch
2. Swim/float topless
3. Go to bars and clubs.
Red stripe usually starting around 10:am
Wear a bathing suit in public
Turn into a social butterfly(not like that at home)
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1) Get excited when the dolphins start attacking the lobster traps.
2) Read 6 to 7 books in 10 days.
3) Jump from the cliffs at our hotel.
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