Blah blah blah....so who has the cheapest beer on the beach.

Kidding...and I shouldn't be.... Nice rant though and I mean that.

The part about the locals hating a thief is dead on. A few years ago a badmind reached into my pocket while I was doing a business review in Negril...after I caught him and did my thing (some major verbal assault and a little battery) he ran away with all the locals chasing him. Several trips later and I have not seen his face...