What's your average day in Jamaica?

[jsteil]

Sometime around 5am the rooster next door will start to crow. He has no idea he is really early, but I've found out he is the pre-crow for the other rooster to get up at 6am to crow. By that time I wake up, put on my shorts, pour a glass of sour sop, and walk out to the hammock. Put on some music (congos, bob, gladiators, greg isaacs.) Connect to the internet if it's working and see if anyone has posted comments to my first day pictures that I tease them with. Then I walk down past the lighthouse to get some fresh coco bread. Walk back and continue to drink sour sop and eat. Around 9am I wake up the wife. Nicole at Bananas Garden will bring a vegetarian breakfast around 9am. Put guava jam on everything she brings us for breakfast because I'm addicted to Guava Jam. Wife drinks her coffee. Then I get in the pool. About 10am we head off to the beach. Go to about 6 bars, walk the beach, several drinks, eat a late lunch. Head back about 6pm and swim in the pool, smoke a cigar, smoke a couple spliffs. If we didn't eat on the beach we head to De Bar for a few drinks and food. After we eat I enjoy another cigar while laying in the hammock. Wife reads her nook in the other hammock. About midnight I take a shower, put on some lovers reggae and chicky chicky bow wow.