My first time ever at Hedo (5 times) we were on the prude side beach,,,everytime I looked down to the nude side beach folks were body painting,laughing,dancing naked on the beach???? I say,,,well we gotta try it....We stroll down to the nude side and Im looking "Straight ahead" walking like I own the jungle,,,don't look below the gals head,dont look below the sexy nude gals head....
The nude Vets know I'm a rookie due to my white bunny tail Azz that has never seen the sun.
We stretch out Slowwly on two chairs,,O/K were cool,were here,were nude,get used to it. So after 5 minutes I tell my wife,,hey honey why don't you go to that nude bar (the old small one) and rassle us up 2 Dirty Bananas girl.....
She is"NO WAY" you're going,not me....I try to wait her out but that lasted about 5 minutes,,,so I walk to the bar( look straight/look straight,,,don't wake up Fred Junior) I get to the bar order my drinks and sure Enuf....
The Gorgeous naked girl with Huge Ta Tas stand next to me and asked me something,,I forget because now I'm looking at the TOP of her head,,,do NOT look down?????? Gotta go,see ya and Fast walk back to the chair??? Whew? Then into the water waist high to cool down?
Next Hedo story about using My room key in the Wrong door and it open and we go in?