We were at Hedo the first time before we went all Tarzan. We don't know how to sail but decided to try the little Sunfish sailboat. I'm the Captain in the back,she is in the front. I tell her when I Yell TURN,that means I'm going to switch the boom thing and you have to duck....

We go our in front of the nude beach,,, I YELL turn,,she turns to look back at me and BOOM the boom thing Bonks her in the head???

I remind her again of the Turn rule????

Still in front of the nude beach,,,again TURN,,,again she turns to look at me and BOOM the aluminum boom thing Bounces off her head Again???

By now we are kinda out of control pissing our pants from laughing and those Naked folks on the beach laughing at us Sailors...

We are now heading over the rope,right into those Naked folks,I'm scared of Naked folks....Now I jump in the water,,,,Screw the Turn thing and try to Swim the boat back to shore....Popeye would have laughed at us.

No more sailing and more drinks....