$10, $15 for Strong, $20 for Super (not on the menu).Originally Posted by mbdelong
$10, $15 for Strong, $20 for Super (not on the menu).
We were at Hedo the first time before we went all Tarzan. We don't know how to sail but decided to try the little Sunfish sailboat. I'm the Captain in the back,she is in the front. I tell her when I Yell TURN,that means I'm going to switch the boom thing and you have to duck....
We go our in front of the nude beach,,, I YELL turn,,she turns to look back at me and BOOM the boom thing Bonks her in the head???
I remind her again of the Turn rule????
Still in front of the nude beach,,,again TURN,,,again she turns to look at me and BOOM the aluminum boom thing Bounces off her head Again???
By now we are kinda out of control pissing our pants from laughing and those Naked folks on the beach laughing at us Sailors...
We are now heading over the rope,right into those Naked folks,I'm scared of Naked folks....Now I jump in the water,,,,Screw the Turn thing and try to Swim the boat back to shore....Popeye would have laughed at us.
No more sailing and more drinks....
My wife and I were not into the lifestyle either but we do love to be naked and have visited a few nudist resorts in the past. The beauty of Hedo is it’s an adult nudist resort so there are no kids running around the place.
We were asked a few times if we were in the Lifestyle and politely said no. However having said that there were a couple of times when rum cream was enjoyed off of a set of breasts that were new to me. It’s hard to resist when invited and in our minds that was just innocent fun that went no further.
Fred you make me laugh. The first time we went to a nudist resort that was my biggest concern, “Little Jamadian getting supersized at the wrong time.” (Ok, maybe the word supersized isn’t an accurate descriptive but it sounded impressive). Strangely enough it didn’t happen! I don’t know how to explain it but it just didn’t happen. I was proud of the little guy for not drawing any unwanted attention. Now if you were to think in a sexual way when you see those new to you ta tas I’m sure resizing may occur.
Aside from the nudity and constant partying at Hedo one of the things that made our vacation was the employees themselves. So bubbly, honest and really genuinely caring about the service they provide. They not only smile through their mouths but also through their eyes. They laugh from their bellies and everyone knows you can’t fake a belly laugh. They have no expectations of tipping because the rule at Hedo is no tipping. I’ve been breaking rules all my life and Hedo was no different. Those people work 6 days a week for low wages, an extra few dollars here and there makes a big difference for them.
The rooms at Hedo are 3 star, the food is 4 star and the atmosphere is 5 star. Hedo is all about “party naked.” You’re in the room for the few hours of recovery time needed and a quick shower before heading back out for another groundhog day packed with fun and liver abuse.
For those interested, here is a little cost comparison we did: I averaged it out that Negril costs us about $200 a day for room, food and booze, without any extra entertainment. Hedo costs us $300 a day (per couple), this included everything, access to very good food 20 hrs a day, access to top shelf booze 20 hrs per day and all the water sports, tennis, numerous entertainment venues and all the nakedness you can handle. For us it was worth the extra $100 per day.
Next year our plan is to spend the first 7 days at Hedo and work on our tan then the next 7 days between the beach and cliffs and work on graduated recovery.
Last edited by Jamadian; 02-17-2014 at 04:19 PM.
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