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    Quote Originally Posted by Muzikdoc View Post
    I would first check my shorts to be sure I was a real Jamaican....
    Have to check to see if your a show'er or a grow'er....LOL
    Last edited by Kevin, PA; 02-28-2014 at 05:13 PM.

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    I would go to the wholesaler and spend that $100 to buy a few snacks or bag juice and sell on the beach. Then use the profits to buy more and keep doing it until I was at the point I was buying cases.

    I would offer to run errands for vacationers and work for tips.

    I would offer to accompany tourists and show them around

    I'm a hustler baby


    ~ May you always have a shell in your pocket and sand between your toes ~



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    I could not do it.

    Maybe if a different, non-worrying personality came with it...with my personality and quirks? Forget it. Your scenario would literally do me in. I have a lot of respect for the people who live and work down there, but I could not do it.

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    I would work what my mama gave me...
    "If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion and avoid the people, you might better stay home"
    Drink Eat be IRIE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by IRIEchic View Post
    I would work what my mama gave me...
    Nope. Unless you are already a Jamaican, you woke up on the beach as one. Your momma did not give you that .

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    Quote Originally Posted by IRIEchic View Post
    I would work what my mama gave me...
    Not sure that would work IRIEchic, the economy is so bad in Jamaica the hookers are taking I.O.U.'s

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    Be a lifeguard and chase girls, just like I did when I was younger on the Atlantic City beach.

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    Do I still have the same knowledge of relationships I have in Jamaica except I'm in a different body?
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    This is a great exercise for sure. Makes you REALLY ponder the reality of so many. As Flip said "it ain't all palm trees and sunshine"... I love Bluez answer... I would probably do the same thing in terms of running errands for tips.... Probably overlooking that I am encroaching on others turf and the new low guy on the totem pole. You'd have to earn a reputation of honesty and kindness. Hopefully seek out people to make mention of me on this board..
    I guess the answer is I would do what everyone else has to do, and that is survive. It's humbling to take a pause and just imagine what it would be like.
    I think I would also seek out Stephen West and try to drink in as much of his spirit of kindness that he puts out in the world, and hope it comes back to me.... That guy to me is the face of Jamaican positivity and lives... really lives the one love ideal...
    I do wonder if I pack the sand to make it. I guess I do but have never been tested in anywhere near the way most Jamaicans are out of the gate. I think we all respect them for their tenacity and dignity in the face of so much adversity.
    Cool thread. Good ideas from all of you...
    Last edited by KidRick; 02-27-2014 at 10:15 PM.

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    Print up a bunch of "1 hour Jetski rentals for $25" presold coupons.....sell as many as I could and skip town.

    Take the 100J in my pocket and convince a $2 huh oh that exchanges sex for money to have sex with married men so I could take pictures and blackmail the men.

    If I had to do legal things...

    In the Dominican Republic I saw a few beach people that had relationships with business' that if they brought in business they would get a finders fee or cut on the profit. Some of us know the same thing happens all over Jamaica....so....I would walk the beach and cliffs and strike up deals with places for a fee if I bring them business. Pretty dumb simple....it costs you nothing to hire me...if I bring you a $50US dinner customer you give me $10, if they spend $10 you give me $2, if they spend $100 you give me....or a flat fee of $5 per customer.

    Or rent one of those $20-$25 per day JA cars and offer free rides to Times Square and other places that kick back money to drivers.

    Or create free wordpress websites for places that need a website in exchange for food/lodging/money......

    Tons of ways to start off with nothing and make something.....

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