Everything doesn't have to make sense ?????? Does that make sense ?
One of Jamaica's most famous pirates, Calico Jack himself, didn't find eating jerk chicken and drinking dark rum to be so sweat. He was arrested at Point Negril, tried in Port Royal as a pirate, and then hanged. Reports are that he was eviscerated after the hanging. I don't know what that means, but I'm sure it's not good.
Sounds like overkill. Jamaica is the land of the lawless pirates and yes,,I am a pirate. I break rules and steal drinks.
And Fred is not 200 years too late
If I became a pirate in Negril,,I guess I would have to change my name ? Pirate Fred is not too scary ?
Blackbeards real name was ED ? Edward Thatch.
See,he knew that Pirate Ed wasn't intimidating. Us Pirates think alike,ya know?
Pirate name generator...just for you, Fred.
http://gangstaname.com/names/pirate
Disatrous Brant Napier.......
I'm about to raid Bloody Bay this weekend,who's with me ?
Enter Red Stripe, and it's Cap'n Joe Roughnuckles ! Perfect.![]()