Watch out for the owner / manager... he's a strange, awkward guy. Employees seem uncomfortable around him.

The beer on tap is NOT Red Stripe.

If you have a problem (leaky ceiling, non-working A/C, etc) they will give you lip service but not actually fix anything. Report a problem at the desk in the morning and when you check up in the afternoon when nothings been done they don't know what you're talking about and have no record of the problem. This will happen repeatedly if you have any issues. If you talk to someone at the front desk in the morning, you'll get a different answer later in the day. Want to store things in a safe? That's extra, and it's not in your room, it's at the front desk.

The hot tub was warm, not hot... and the water was green... and no bubbles.

Property is nice but not luxurious, not at their prices. The all-inclusive food is edible, but not quality.

That said we had a good time, enjoyed relaxing on the cliffs, the view is amazing, but there are so many other places to stay we probably won't go back.

Plenty of "interesting" stories about this place, search on the forum and you'll find lots more.