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    Oh and I am not done with the mistakes, unfortunately! So we finally find a cab to Rhodes Plantation..ok here we go...$70 to get there! The guy started out at $90...Les was saying..NO..thats too much ... and I was saying to Les..but I need to see if there is snorkeling there!! A guy..(owner of Samsara???) came out and started yelling at the cabbie.. I guess the problem was that this cabbie was going to have to wait for us there and therefore the large fee..This guy that was yelling at him just said "Its simple...you take them there, and then you come back and keep working til they are done and go get them.! Cabbie not liking this guy very much..and I just want to get to Rhodes!! Finally, Les says .."Ok lets go." So we hop in .... When we get to the gate at Rhodes..we get charged $10 to get in..I honestly think it was $10 a piece but Les remembers it at $10...which is plenty..We didn't want to ride horses, or take a tour or anything..just wanted to frikken snorkel..Quite confusing there..We found the beach area and it has markers..not too far out and I am thinking..I won't see anything on this side of those markers..I assumed that was for the people using the beach area..I remembered the map of the beach area and where it said it was good to snorkel and I thought..Just grow a pair and get in!..I got in and swam around the little island..there were only 2 snorkelers there and I wish I would have buddied up with them because maybe they saw more..I am kind of leary about swimming all alone far out..in case of a leg cramp or something..and Les cannot swim.. His Dad always told him..dont go in the water and you won't drown. He took his advice and has never felt comfortable in the water unless its just bobbing up and down. Took him snorkeling quite a few years ago and it was more hassle then it was worth..Then I had an unfortunate incident on a beginners scuba lesson and thought that I understood how my husband felt about the water...so I don't push him anymore and he enjoys just sitting and keeping an eye on me snorkeling..(I really don't know what he would do if I ran into a problem!)..Anyhoo, I swam around that island and it was beautiful..again not an abundance of fish but did see a cute little trunk fish..a couple of starfish and some random fish..again..it was a cool terrain to snorkel around in..When I got tired we went up to the little restaurant and had lunch.. I had the grilled chicken quesadilla and Les had the jerk fish quesadilla..and we shared a fruit plate of papaya, banana, pineapple, and watermelon, soo good. We then tracked down our cabbie who was sleeping in his car and went back up to the cliffs..We really didn't feel like eating dinner..we were just going across the road to Ciao Jamaica..to get some icecream..so we had Shrimp garlic pizza and a piece of the best Key Lime Pie...ok..then we were stuffed!....Every morning I sat on the balcony drinking my blue mountain coffee made from the little travel coffee pot I bought for vacation..that was the best buy EVER!..Its very quiet at Samsara so its peaceful there in the morning and also all day... We ended up eating at Pressas also across the street from Samsara the next evening..The lady there was very gracious..She enjoys talking to everyone that comes there and it really added to the experience...I had the fried chicken w/fries and Les had the jerk chicken..It was the first time we had the caloloo..(sp)..never thought I would like it but really did! As we got to know the lady she asked me if I could give her a pair of my jean shorts...I said sure..when I was leaving I would give them to her..She talked us into coming back on Monday for breakfast.. We said we would be there.. We went back to the hotel...we had made reservations at Presleys and realized that was a bad decision to have such a big lunch..nap time...The trip up the cliffs the day before led to us making the reservations at Presleys..Holy Mackeral..if we had known how big the meal would be..we would have skipped lunch and the sweet rolls we had for bfast..I actually have never eaten a fish that big in my life... Les had the fish as well.. Sooooo gooood! We will definitely go back there next year and try the shrimp..we saw the food the other patrons had ordered and its a win-win...its ALL good! When we got to Samsara we walked around a bit...(flashlight)..We saw some divers..under the water..the glow of their flashlight was eery but so cool! A lot of firsts on this trip.. The next day was a beautiful day...again...every single day was beautiful..I decided, ladder or no ladder I was going to snorkel at Samsara to day..I just lack the strength in my arms to go straight up a ladder..(I have the same problem with a deer stand ladder..if it has a little lean, I can do it..but straight up..NO! This is the main reason I don't go out on snorkel tours anymore..The last few times we have snorkeled (with my daughter in Belize) we have made sure that the white bumpers be placed between the boat and the lower part of the ladder so when I start climbing the ladder doesn't pull straight out..that is harder yet..A few years ago..the guy that took us snorkeling in Belize (someone we knew) actually had to leave us out there and go back and get a different ladder..I thought I had a story for readers digest at that point but it all worked out..But thats why I am skiddish about the ladders..Anyway, at Samsara over by the rooms on stilts I found the perfect ladder..wasn't too tall..and all I had to do was get my gear on and wait for a swell in the ocean and plop right over..I did, it worked.. all was well...So I am snorkeling around there..various fish...a rock fish.. or stone fish..not sure what they are called but saw one of those...I am in heaven at this point..Suddenly here comes two of the biggest barracudas I have ever seen snorkeling..giving me the EYE..So I put EYE right back at em..and turned around as to not let them be behind me..They just stared at me with that steely look..From my left side my eye caught something moving..it was soon apparent..a spear fisherman..Yay, I felt like the cavalry just arrived..Those barracuda took off so fast with the hunter in pursuit..Whew..Ok I think..lets travel on..I went to the border of Samsara toward the Blue Cave Castle and noticed 3 rather large barracuda dead on the bottom..not sure what was happening..but it was sad to see them..Heading back to the place I entered the ocean..I got a little lost.. I didnt know it at the time because I thought I was right where I came in..Just waiting for a swell to deliver me..when the swell came and I entered the cliff area..oops..that is not where I came in..no ladder..Got out of there in a hurry..ididn't want to touch any sea urchins on the walls of the rocks. I swim out and look up at Les like..Where the hell is the ladder???? He shrugs..doesn't know how to read my mind..Now I am agitated..and yell, wheres the damn ladder. Ok he heard that and pointed it out...I was quite aways away from it..So I righted myself and let the swell bring me in..No problem!.. After getting out Les said that spear fisherman almost ran into me.. I said I was glad that he saw it to as I was thinking it was a duppie..mentioned in 'Walk Good', of someone that was destined to chase barracuda for all of eternity..PS Loved reading that book while on vacation..absolutely perfect!

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    Great start.
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    Great! Just relax and tell your story. No one is judging grammar here!
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    You are doing GREAT!

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    wonderful report Juls!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Lovin it!

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    "Yeah, I'm cocky and I am arrogant. But that doesn't mean I'm not a nice person."

    —Jeremy Roenick

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    Thanks all.. I appreciate your support and also to you Seveen for getting me started. After the snorkeling at SS we started walking down the road..and hit Pee Wee's.. I said we HAVE to go in here..Well, it was lunch time and they only served bfast..but I did get to see Elvis that yall talked about it..I think he was flattered that I knew who he was..We turned around and walked back til we got to Pablos Restaurant..Started off with the Ting that we loved so much..Les had some stewed fish...thats what he said..I thought it was stewed chicken..anyhoo. I had the chicken catcitori (sp)..So delicious! And the owner was so nice..I fed a dog my bones that patiently waited for them..Great experience there! We walked back to SS..got to our door and we couldn't find the key..that I had on a long jeweled necklace sort of thing..so we wouldn't lose it.. Panic..Les started walking back and I started looking in our new beach bag we bought on the walk..I found it..went out front and gave him a whistle..(two fingers...very loud) so he knew it was me..I was surprised a half a dozen cabs hadn't stopped..Les was on his way back already .. the lady where we bought the bag said to him " You gave it to your wife to put in the bag." Really, I think we had something stamped on our foreheads that said...take care of these two people from Minnesota. Naptime...followed by bedtime...very tired walking.. I found out I could walk farther than I thought without any repercussions from the RA...but it could have been that beautiful smell in the air, wafting here and there...soooo relaxing! The next day, we decided to go to the beach.. I voted against the shuttle..I thought..just in case we decide its not our bag.. I don't want to be stuck down there all day..right...So we cabbed down and got dropped at Legions..It was already crowded and the SS gang wasn't even there yet..So we started walking down the beach a little..trying to decide where to sit..We sat a couple of bars..couple of Red Stripes..I was totally enjoying myself. We ended up by Yellowbird..asked if they had any coconut pie..nope not yet..Ok..walk back a little..Sat on a cement slab. A girl came out and offered manicure, pedicure, facial, massage..anything..At first I said no thanks..then I thought..If I have something done..we could probably sit there for the duration..I got a hold of her and she said she could do it at 1:00. That was fine..told her we needed to get some lunch..She says, "Lunch?" I'll show you where you can get lunch!"..We followed her out to the main road..(thru Merrills)..Headed to the right.. I'm thinking, Wow, where the heck is this place??? Finally we end up at a cute little shack...One chair inside..The name in my picture of it says..Welcome to the Fish Hut! The guy came out..got a little folding table out..brought a couple of chairs, wiped it all off and took our order..There we sat right by the road..We are so fortunate that these things happened to us..things that were not of our making because we saw and ate things we probably wouldnt have seen or eaten on our own..Les had snapper with the beans rice and callaloo, and I had fried chicken and the same..The guy says "What would you like to drink?" My mind going towards Ting..Les's mind going towards Pepsi...The guy looks at me and says, "I'll get you something that is good for your blood!"....umm ok...I think. So he leaves and walks down the road.. Comes back with some purple stuff in a bottle..looks like grape juice..looks delish..Well, heres the thing..I don't like beets. Its beets, ginger, carrot and I am not sure what else..but the taste is definitely beets..I took a big swig..and thought..oh no.. Les took a swig and said.."not bad"..I drank some of mine to be polite and then tried to get Les to finish mine..but by then he had too much of a good thing..So I downed it..I just kept telling myself how good it was for my body!..the food at this place was super good..the guy was super nice..it was great..When finished we hit Times Square?..Bought a couple of souveniers..I brought EVERYTHING on this trip...almost EVERYTHING...What did I forget????? Bottle opener for my Red Stripe, REALLY?? So the first thing I bought was a bottle opener for myself! ... Then back to the beach for my manicure....The girl was sooo nice... Her name is Imainie Walcott.. We had given her $10 down on a $25 manicure..She did my hands and to tell you the truth..I hadnt had a manicure before and it hurt some..but not sure if thats the norm..Then she looked at my husbands hand...umm how I can say this..he only has the one..hand..the other one is gone due to a sawmill accident..I am sure yall get the picture on that one..And she says to Les "I could clip your fingernails for free." He says, "Sure." Which shocked the H E double hockey sticks outta me. Les owns a logging company..his hands are very rough..and just thinking of what people back here would say about that.. I laughed myself silly...(and took some incriminating pics, of course! Can't wait for deer season!)...While she was doing Les's nails..and guy came in..didn't understand a thing he was saying..but when he left she said..she had to tell him that Les was paying for his manicure..or she would get in trouble..oh dear..did not believe that at all..so we paid for his..(should have been 1/2 price if you get my drift)..but we are nothing if not suckers..to the point of also tipping her..I know, I know..and don't forget we had given her $10 down..and that wasn't considered in the final bill..OK..so we think, she gave us her address and told us the next time we come..she would be glad to find us a place... bring us some cheap fruit.....etc...So we think..this money was just an investment in our next trip..Back to her later!!!..We went up to Yellowbird..the lady with the coconut pie was there..We bought 2...Les didn't care for his...So I ate his also!!! I loved it! We walked back up past Kuyuba..there was a little bar there with a table and we had a couple more redstripes..and just stared at the ocean..man, I loved it there! This guy at this place said he could get us some lobster and cook it the next night..which would be our last night..$15 a piece! Are you kidding me...we are sooo IN! We walked out to the road..got a cab back and ended up being several hours behind the shuttle's return! Who would have know we would love that beach so much..even being scammed..we LOVED it.. We had bought a bunch of bananas there..cheap..sweet like honey..The kind of bananas my son-in-law from Kenya tells me about..real sweet bananas not at all like bananas in Minnesota..I got what he was saying..no comparison! Les was very surprised at the cheap food down there..So we were in love with the beach!

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    You are bringing back memories of our first trip. Looking back we have learned a lot of lessons. Your attitude is sparkling. Tell us more!!!

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    LOL --- hanging on every word Juls ---- glad I got you started -- it's a fun report

    next trip you need to learn to "higgle" --- whatever price someone gives you negotiate starting at half and work up --- it's expected and is usually taken in good spirit --- I even higgled visiting Kenya --- they were shocked I knew how --- even threw out a few Jamaica curse words when folks tried to scam me --- heck I forget where I was hehe

    I don't even want to tell you what the manicure should have cost :-)

    keep going . . .

    and you write a dyam good trip report miss --- do you see how many views you have?

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