Which Negril hotel would you buy if you won the lottery?

[booger]

I'd buy Aqua Moon and refurbish the bar - (make it cooler and have nice bathrooms) - then talk Maureen and Robert (and Odie) into coming up the beach to run it.

I'd hire the best 24hr security to keep the rabble out and I'd have a hungry pit bull patrolling the grounds all night.


Then I'd install a big double hammock in the shade out front, climb into it and chill.

Better buy Roots as well if you want any sleep.

[Misti1]

I'd buy Aqua Moon and refurbish the bar - (make it cooler and have nice bathrooms) - then talk Maureen and Robert (and Odie) into coming up the beach to run it.

I'd hire the best 24hr security to keep the rabble out and I'd have a hungry pit bull patrolling the grounds all night.


Then I'd install a big double hammock in the shade out front, climb into it and chill.

Rabble???? Seriously you come to people's country and then define "rabble?" This is why I loved the bar at For REal, the "rabble" was welcome and there was NEVER a problem, not one.... ask Maureen and Robert mentioned here in an earlier thread.

[Misti1]

I heard several of you say it would depend on how much you won....trust, no matter how much it is Jamaica will find a way of eating it all up.

[JitterBug]

I heard several of you say it would depend on how much you won....trust, no matter how much it is Jamaica will find a way of eating it all up.

jamaica, the never ending sinkhole that we all love and long to return to!!!

[Big_frank]

Not a hotel but a private Cliffside property, maybe Llantrasant? or the further west recently built villa. (don't think it has a name)
Or, just rent a whole resort like Seastar for my friends, family and worthy guests whenever I wanted.

[Babalew]

Beach House Villas on my list!

[M&G Montreal]

Sunset on the Cliffs. It's a beautiful place. If I won a BIG lottery, I would consider one of the abandoned places on either side and fix them up. They're serious "fixer uppers". Maybe have it be a Boardies place. I would have to since I plan to take a whole bunch of staff from other resorts to work and run the place and the boardies would be mad a me, so I'd need to have a good deal for them to come to see their fave bartenders, etc. Maybe get both of them - one for Boardies and the other for all the resort staff to hang at and let loose. That would mean an uber lottery win!

Guests would get a great deal (I just won an uber lottery - this is for fun and frolic! Money is not an issue!!!) but would have to put in some time at St. Anthony's or somewhere to give back to the community! Free accommodation, drinks and food the day you volunteer!

And I would have a rock-solid contract with the dolphins to show up DAILY!

And an Island Grill franchise on site.

[JitterBug]

Beach House Villas on my list!

property looks great . . . however, having to deal with the squatting situation next door is another thing . . .

[Lorax2]

Villas Sur Mer...Friends and family welcome

[VVHT]

Big Frank, I hope I'm one of your worthy quests???

CaptainD and Accompong, I agree...

Tom who used to rent and run Pirates Cave once said during a late night full of rum at Seastar.... "The only way to make a small fortune in Jamaica is to arrive with a large fortune and rent or buy a place to run!"