I had lunch alone today and whipped out my phone and decided to read your report just because of the catchy title. I could not wait to get home and talk to you. You had me DYING laughing at the restaurant over the "mixed Drinks" incident.

YES!!!! I have never removed my suitcases and "the pile" from my bedroom floor from one trip to another, and if you can't deal with it, then don't come to my house.

You have a great sense of humor and I love your writing style. Continue please.