I know, I know. After starting strong, I really fizzled out with this report. On the plus side, only 8 months until we go again! My memory is a little fuzzy, now that it's been a couple of months, but I'll do my best to at least wrap this up.

After our adventure at Booby Cay, we decided to head back and take a nap, knowing full well that this was Thursday, the infamous Ladies Night at the Jungle, and we were not going to miss that.

We hooked up with Bernard and Veronica at Bourbon Beach, our usual meeting spot. Finally, after asking all week, we were finally able to talk Veronica into going out clubbing with us! :-)

I forget exactly where we had dinner at, but we headed to the Jungle shortly after 11pm. I wanted to make sure we got there early to get some decent seats, and sure enough, we were one of the first in there. We started out upstairs, as per Bernard's suggestion. Got a cool 4 person high top. It wasn't long at all before the DJ got started and the dance floor filled up. My wife was loving it. When they say 'Ladies Night', that's exactly what they mean. There were hot chicks everywhere.

We had a brief confrontation with a guy who wanted my wife's empty seat since she was on the dance floor. Bernard stepped in and argued with the guy for a bit, but we wanted to have a sub anyways, so we ave up the table to go outside for a bit.

I will say that there were plenty of working girls there, some of which were very attractive, and some of which were a little aggressive. They were surprised when they asked me if I wanted a date and I told them they had to ask my wife, and my wife would look them up and down speculatively, lol. We politely declined all of them, tho. We might be open minded, but we're not interested in paying for it.


We went back in, and found another spot upstairs. Bernard apparently saw a group of people he knew, and told me he'd be right back and would introduce us. Turns out it was a party from Hedo that included the owner of the resort. I think his name was Harry, and he gave us a poker chip as a business card. He said that if we present that chip at the front desk, we'd get 50% off of our stay there. Pretty cool older guy with a pretty hot wife. We were invited back to their suite for a more intimate party ;-). Again we declined, as they weren't exactly our types. We did mingle, dance and flirt with their party for an hour or so. We eventually decided to venture off to see the downstairs.

The dancefloor downstairs was much different that the upstairs. Instead of everyone dancing at once, small groups would jump in and basically put on a show for everyone. As the night progressed, the dancing took on more and more of an edge until each dance move was some sort of mock ****ing. Everyone was having an absolute blast, and it was a rpetty good show to watch.

The music stopped at about 4am. On our way out, after the show was when the working girls were most aggressive. Where previously they were more reserved when they saw me with my wife, now they were a little more brazen in asking us if we wanted company for the rest of the night. We were tempted once or twice, but again we declined (professionals really aren't our thing) and headed out the the street where the taxis were. We were surprised that at 4am, the street outside the jungle was actually packed with vendors. There were at least 20 different vendors, up at 4am, calling to patrons leaving the club.

Anyways, I think we got some curry goat or something, and called it a night.

Next Installment - Shopping at times Square and One Love Pub Crawl.