The ambulance/taxi ride to MBJ is pretty much how I figured it would go. I did get pretty sick one year in ocho rios, ended up leaving the island early. It was nothing that would require medivac, but when I say the ride to the airport was among the most miserable experiences of my life... It's an understatement. I'd prefer to never get sick enough to need an ambulance... In negril or at home for that matter.